Yeehaw religion!

[i like tictacs]

http://www.pressherald.com/news/state/040316crossguy.shtml

[slateman]

Guys like that almost make me ashamed to admit I'm a Christian. Its just friggin ridiculous. He missed the whole point: jesus did that SO YOU DON'T HAVE TOO!!!

[PyRo]

Ok, the first thing that came across my mind when I saw tried to nail himself to a cross was how the heck was he going to get both hand nailed down. The fact that he didn't think of that shows just how smart this one is.

[Thordic]

Re: him calling 911:

"It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing down his other hand."

Haha, awesome line

[Jack_Dubious]

Originally posted by Thordic
Re: him calling 911:

"It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing down his other hand."

Haha, awesome line

LOL!! HAHA!

I can just imagine him trying to reach for the hammer with the hand that was nailed down. "D'OH!"

[Thordic]

Actually, if he had planned ahead and used finishing nails, he might have been able to pull it off

[PyRo]

He could have rigged up somthing to get a nailgun to do his other hand. How did he plan on doing the legs with both hands nailed down though

[Jack_Dubious]

He needed to get some advice from these guys:
Philippines Crucifixions

JDub