Lets have another go at Calvin Ball

[PyRo]

*picks up the ball and throws it at a certain moderator on a scooter knocking him over gaining a point

[PaInTbAlLeR476]

*Catches the ball, and declares that everyone must now hop on 1 foot, then throws the ball, at the nearest tree.

[Slimm Jimm]

*catches the ball after it falls from the tree, declares that the next person to catch the ball must sing their high school song, and throws it in the air.

[PyRo]

*catchs the ball and remians silent (doesn't have a high school song)
*tackels PaInTbAlLeR476 for the heck of it
now you have to walk backwards the rest of the game because you got tackled

[BobTheCow]

I pull out the super-secret-transmogrifier from last game and change said "ball" into a molten ball of mag-ma... pyro gets pwninated, cow gets 10 points. And some serious feeling of accomplishment.

[Fred]

*Fred uses his super-freezer-lacrosse stick to catch the ball of magma, freezes it back into a solid ball, and proceeds to whip it at Pyro's butt, which gains him 5 points, negates the high school song rule, and forces the runner to run the bases in the order of 1, 3, 5, 7, 2, 4, 6, and then must run to home plate backwards!

[land hurricane]

*eats the ball

[PyRo]

*Declares Bob the Cows head to be the next ball, first one to get it gets 10 points

[bleachit]

*uses the secrets of calvin ball he learned last time to turn pyro's head into the next ball
*swipes pyro's head, earning 50 points.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

* MAMBYP busta out the old Guillotine, and lops of Bob's head gaining himself ten point. And now declares that any one besides MAMBYP is automatically transmorgified into a dung beetle, if he/she touches the ball/bob's head.

MAMBYP then throws the ball at Pyro hitting him in the buttox region,a nd gaining 3/4 of a point

[1stdeadeye]

*catches ball, whips out a sharpie, T.O. style and writes post whore on the ball. Then shoves the ball down Pyro's throat choking off his oxygen supply. Yells OWNED and earns 100 points!

[bleachit]

*whips out a baseball bat and breaks open that pinata for not reading what bleachit wrote 2 minutes before he posted.
*wonders how 1stdeadeye shoved anything down pyro's throat since pyro's head is still in bleachit's possesion.

[1stdeadeye]

Originally posted by bleachit
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*wonders how 1stdeadeye shoved anything down pyro's throat since pyro's head is still in bleachit's possesion. [/B]

*Bleachit held the head while 1de shoved the ball into it!

[PyRo]

*runs around aimlessly without a head eventually tripping bleachit who throws the head and it lands back on my neck and magically reattchs itself
*then notices he has tripped bleachit into the horse manure pile earning him 25pts.
*declares all calvinball participants must now use Segway scooters while on the calvinball field

hey land hurricane has the ball inside him!

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

*MAMBYP rides around aimlessly on his segway

"Golly jeeh whiz these things sure are fun"