I know school food is bland, but this is too much!

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  • 1stdeadeye
    Still around????
    • Jun 2002
    • 8501

    #1

    I know school food is bland, but this is too much!

    Wow, I know cafeteria food stinks, but this kindergardener went a little too far trying to spice it up.

    5 year old sprinkles pot on school lasagna!
  • fire1811
    Firefighter
    • Nov 2002
    • 4930

    #2
    thats the only way they could get people to eat it

    they needed the MUNCHIES
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    • TransMan
      Man Beast!!!
      • Apr 2002
      • 3152

      #3
      I used to "spice up" the school food just bout everyday....... ahhhhh the good ole days

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      • 1stdeadeye
        Still around????
        • Jun 2002
        • 8501

        #4
        Originally posted by TransMan
        I used to "spice up" the school food just bout everyday....... ahhhhh the good ole days
        When you were 5?!?!?!

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        • Target Practice
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          • Nov 2003
          • 3180

          #5
          Holy Crap...I mean, gahhh...jeeez...5 years old!


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          • Mikey B
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            • Jun 2003
            • 656

            #6
            Of course he sprinkled it on there, he's 5, he doesn't know how to use it properly yet...
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            • Rooster
              Registered User
              • Oct 2000
              • 1069

              #7
              That and he's not allowed to play with matches.

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              • StuDawggie
                Cigar Smokin' Paintballer
                • Feb 2002
                • 434

                #8
                The boy "may have said it was oregano," said Mayco Villafana, spokesman for Miami-Dade County Public Schools.


                Kid sounds like he's 1 of 2 things:

                1) a longtime pot head

                or

                2) a profesional Italian Cook who knew what the lasagna needed.

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                • Morally0Confused
                  Registered User
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 238

                  #9
                  prob found it in his parents room and his mom told him she puts it on lasanga

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                  • Automaggin2
                    Registered User
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 2506

                    #10
                    Originally posted by StuDawggie

                    2) a profesional Italian Cook who knew what the lasagna needed.

                    BINGO!
                    Dub V

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                    and couches are burned

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                    • TransMan
                      Man Beast!!!
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 3152

                      #11
                      Originally posted by 1stdeadeye


                      When you were 5?!?!?!
                      Nah I guess I was more like 9 or 10

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                      • sneakyhacker420
                        AO's Uber Green Guru
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 1247

                        #12
                        i love the second story at the bottom:

                        Also on Monday, authorities in Indianapolis said a 4-year-old boy took crack cocaine that police said was worth up to $10,000 to his preschool class and showed it to classmates, saying it was flour.

                        Teachers realized it was cocaine and called authorities.

                        "This could have killed these kids," said police Sgt. Roger Tuchek.

                        Indianapolis police said Tuesday they were still seeking the boy's parents, Kenneth Lee Green, 24, and Andrea D. Jackson, 23. Jackson was wanted on a warrant for failing to appear in court, court records showed. Green had been convicted of carrying an unlicensed firearm, resisting law enforcement and marijuana possession.
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                        • Automaggin2
                          Registered User
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 2506

                          #13
                          Scott, you better keep an eye on your kid! Make sure he isnt mixin up some of that funkey oregano with his Lucky Charms in the morning!!
                          Dub V

                          Where greatness is learned
                          and couches are burned

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                          • RT pRo AuToMaG
                            (un)official MatrixDM4Tech
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 1000

                            #14
                            LOL! I just saw that on the news. How the hell would a 5 year old know what pot or oregano is? They don't, he was just a stoner, and wanted to get his friend doing it so he can sell some more, and then start an empire!



                            or he just found it in his parents room and thought it would be funny to put in his friends food not knowing what it was?
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                            • WicKeD_WaYz
                              Ohio State Football #91
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 1817

                              #15
                              "Also on Monday, authorities in Indianapolis said a 4-year-old boy took crack cocaine that police said was worth up to $10,000 to his preschool class and showed it to classmates, saying it was flour."


                              well damn thats some ghetto **** right their.

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