Hair wax is nothing to mess around with!

[punkncat]

My wife got some hair wax to do her legs and whatnot.So me being the curious dope I am decided to stick my finger in the stuff.I learned a few lessons from this.
First off this stuff is hotter than the seventh level of hell.And it takes a good couple of seconds under running water to actually get to the scald and blister it causes.
Second this stuff is like pine sap.Its very sticky and IMPOSSIBLE to get off.Soap,oil,fingernail polish remover,terpentine,mineral spirits, nothing even fazed it.
Then it spreads everywhere.Its all over my hands , clothes, towels I tried to clean it off with, everything.

Just a note guys.Women deal with things we have no buisness messing with.When we do, we pay.

[mcveighr]

Yeah women use some crazy products.

Like conditioner, what the hell is that?

[PyRo]

Originally posted by mcveighr
Yeah women use some crazy products.

Like conditioner, what the hell is that?

A way to suck money out of peoples pockets :)

[Morally0Confused]

heck i just use a bar of soap on my hair and i dont shave my head if your wondering

[Python14]

I am a bar of soap man too. My girlfriend and some of my friends who are testicly-challenged always get on my case because they say I'm lying.

The truth is, they are lying because we all know that you are lying to yourself when you buy a $12 bottle of strawberry smelling shampoo when you can get the same damn stuff for .99 at Walgreens just down the street....and it even comes with 30% more.

[Morally0Confused]

i just buy alot of soap and i use it on my hair and i think my hair is softer when i use soap instead of shampoo

[RenagadeOfFunk]

Originally posted by mcveighr
Yeah women use some crazy products.

Like conditioner, what the hell is that?

watered down shampoo at the same price :)

[Morally0Confused]

i was watching something about mary and i got an idea for a cheap hair gel

[Chojin Man]

Also chicks buy all of those lotions and body sprays. At least they smell good.

[Python14]

Originally posted by Chojin Man
At least they smell good.

No, one of my friends had some and she said she got it at one of those bath and body works places. She said it was "escense of orchid". One spray and I could tell she was tricked and was given a bottle of bile. I swear, it was putrid meat in a bottle covered with flowers and fairies and stupid crap.

[UltimatePaintballer]

on all my sisters vanitys they have sprays, lotions, shampoos, conditioners, etc. AND THE PILE NEVER GETS SMALLER!

[PyRo]

Kind of like my basement and garage. They are slowly filling up with car parts. Pretty soon I will be able to put together an entire camaro from my parts :)

[Python14]

but ya see Pyro.....a slight breeze won't blow away your camaro like it will blow away some crappy new perfume your woman bought. And the only problem with your camaro other than the fact it's a Chevy is that you can't throw it away like you can your girlfriends crap that she buys using your money.

[TransMan]

I use Pert its the best stuff ever cheap and it works better then all that other crap my hair = 5x better then any womens and thats a fact. :)

[WicKeD_WaYz]

wait wait wait, conditioner and shampoo arent the same thing?

I thought it was just different names