Interesting thoughts... Mooning vs. Flashing

[cphilip]

One of the scooter boards I frequent brought this up and indeed it got me thinking about this.... It does make one think. Lets discuss this without going to far or I will have to close it. But I thought this place could use some spicing up.... (carefull please and Arse is if course filtered out)

Here is his thoughts on this important subject.

[nippinout]

I must disagree on one point. The most hideous part of a man's body is not his bum.

It's the bean bag.

[Tobe2be]

YOU ARE THE MAN!

[nippinout]

The double standard is lame indeed.

Girls wear shirts with logos on their boobage area. I read it, and get a look like "Hey you perv, quit looking at my logo!"

I'm just reading!

Cleavage is evil. You have to look at it. HAVE TO. And when you get caught, the girl is like "Eww gross, why are you staring at my bewbz?!?!?" "You sick pervert!!!" what the fudge?

They like the attention, but they don't like the perv factor, I guess.

[cphilip]

Originally posted by nippinout
I must disagree on one point. The most hideous part of a man's body is not his bum.

It's the bean bag.

That point was brought up by one of the ladies... However my point to the Author was "why tell em this?" I mean if they know we want to see em then why in the world let them know there is a diffrence? Perhaps some things should be left unsaid!

[Rather]

No. The way your supposed to look at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You just get a glimpse at it, see it out fo the corner of your eye, then your done. If you sit there and stare at it your liable to be in serious trouble.

I love sienfield....


Nippin, but does your bean bagg make poo? does it smell like it all the time? does it have little dingle berries hanging all over it? ( if it does you need to ask someone about the proper way to wipe )

as for flashing vs mooning. I think women jsut don't have the means to get their pants off and flash a hieny instead of a shirt. Flashing takes one swift motion. Moonin could require lots of unbuttoning unzipping-then having to pull the pants down and then get up. When women usually do thsi sort of stuff they are too drunk to do all of that. Thus, boobage flashing is more appealing at being a tad offensive yet easy to do. I mean if you were a married guy would you want your wife (or girfriend/ on the side) catching you starring at that down I- 75? now if she wasn't with you thats a diff story....

[OfficerGoat]

Her "Are you staring" ..... Me "Why yes... yes I am indeed "

[dwab3000]

ahhh...my little bro *17 yrs olds* just had a bad expierence with mooning.. he mooned out the side of his best friends camry. the car had to make a swift turn. my bro got stuck in the area where the window would roll up. it would not come off. he had to go to the hospital.i was in tears laughing.

[sneakyhacker420]

i got lost about half way through... guess that isnt meant for us youngins

[fire1811]

mooning= to insult or for fun

flashing funbags = a womans way to just say hello

[Reaver]

Originally posted by nippinout
I must disagree on one point. The most hideous part of a man's body is not his bum.

It's the bean bag.

then people laugh at the smallness of your wang?

[Thordic]

I've mooned many a person and it's always funny.

[TraXeR]

Originally posted by fire1811

flashing funbags = a womans way to just say hello

So THATS what that means..

But yeah, flashing can be more accepted by both genders (when a woman does it) cause most guys to a state, tend to get a joy from it, and the girls just kinda look away in disgust or annoyance. But when a guy flashes his butt, guys are grossed out and girls normally are too, especially if dont 'clean' properly.

So IMO, mooning can be funny if the circumstances are right, but most times, don't do it. But I'll NEVER turn down a flash, lol. (Just messing girls! )

[SlipknotX556]

Mooning is the greatest. Its like the worlds funniest insult.

[punkncat]

Well I think women don't moon cause they don't want you to see the golden ticket........