quotes

[Buff]

save the whales, nuke france

thats the best!!!!!!!!

[Archangel Kid]

Your special, with a capital R.

Anything from the begining of FMJ.(Ex. "Where are you from son? Texas Sir. Texas? The only thing that comes from Texas is steers and Qwordforhomosexuals and you don't look like a steer to me, so that norrows it down pretty well now doesn't it?)

EDIT: Doh! didn't think about the Q word being a curse EDITAZORED

[Fixion]

"For every winner there are dozens of loosers, odds are you're one of them."

"If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly."

"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style"

Some funny stuff from www.bash.org (waring, racialy insensitive, uncensored language) which collects funny/amusing quotes from IRC:
#4281 +(8445)- [X]

Zybl0re> get up
Zybl0re> get on up
Zybl0re> get up
Zybl0re> get on up
phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances -<
* nmp3bot dances |-<
* nmp3bot dances /-<
[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

#5273 +(8443)- [X]

erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

#23396 +(7250)- [X]

Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
Donut[AFK]> INSULT
Eurakarte> RETORT
Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE **** UP
Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

#99060 +(6716)- [X]

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG B****
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT F**
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

#4753 +(4606)- [X]

xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

#9322 +(3622)- [X]

tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ouroboros> Ok.
tag> |    .
Ouroboros> .    |
tag> |  .
Ouroboros>    . |
tag> | .
Ouroboros>      | .
Ouroboros> Whoops

[RiddalinJunkie08]

"A good friend bails you out of jail when you need it, a GREAT friend is the one sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun!"

"What we do in life echos in eternity"

"Cats always land feet down. Toast always lands butter-side down. If you strap a piece of toast to the back of a cat, will it hover above the ground in quantum indecision?"

"I am nobody and nobody is perfect, therefore, I am perfect."

"You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in."

"He who laughs last thinks the slowest."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"If you were on an airplane going the speed of sound and walked from the back to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?"

[Fred]

lol, those irc chats are hillarious!



here's one:

"Beer and Women, by themselves are great, but when you have both at the same time? You become a moron..."

---Fred

[Skreemer]

I had forgotten about bash.org till I saw this thread, somehow this quote from there seemed appropriate.


#264954 +(49)- [X]

<mbg> if a paintballgun doesnt kill people, and is thus called a marker
<mbg> so is a regular handgun a permanent marker?

[paintbattler]

Think with your big head, not your little one.

[Digi_Gyrl]

"If you can't be good, be good at it."

Thats my personal motto :P

[tony3]

"Look back...on history, nothing much has changed thousands...of soldiers of all countries, all marching the same every nation's leader says that our side is right every nation's leader says the time has come to fight but they use the common people, to settle their scores it's time that we refuse to fight in any of their wars! "

"It happens on a random Monday. Coming back from an event, late on a Sunday night. Right before you get on a plane, and you're about to be frisked for the third time. You're driving, you're flying, you're sitting in an airport seat with boys from the team. You're drinking stale coffee, and trying to stay awake. You're explaining the fat welt on the side of your neck to a confused stranger or a best friend. You're coming back to the other life, the life without paintball. Where no one understands why you do it. You're tired, you're working off little sleep and the question creeps up: why do I do this?
Why the travel, why the losses, the missed work ,and the missed school. Hours of practice and the complaining girlfriend, because the lure of living a paintball life is just too potent, and the products of the road and the travel are memories forever and trips and strange lands with stranger people. At tournaments, it feels like, for once, you actually get to live as loud as you want. It's worth the sacrafices, it's worth all the bull****, because if you work hard enough a sunday will roll around and you'll be in the huddle, screaming, with your hand in, one among ten playing for the world title, and suddenly, all those cliches you ever heard make sense,and you are defined. You say it to yourself and it means everything. I am a paintball player, and this moment, right here, is my life." ~Matty Marshall

[dj89]

this is my saying atm stole it......

"every thing is for sale for a price"


i feel specil i just up the last thread on the Friendly Corner

[Bluestrike_2]

Lots of them. All running quotes:

"To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the Gift." -Steve Prefontaine

"When race time comes, mercy is for the weak."

the only good pace is suicide pace, and today's a good day to die. -Steve Prefontaine

What maters is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

"It's not too far it just seems like it is."

"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."

"To be great, you don't have to be mad, but, definitely, it helps."
--Percy Cerutty
Australian coach of Herb Elliot

"People ask me what I'm on. I'm on my bike 6 hours a day, busting my a**. What are you on?"
-Lance Armstrong[response to accusation of steroid use]

"There may be people out there who can beat me, but they're going to have to bleed to do it."
-Steve Prefontaine

"No one has ever drowned in sweat."

"It hurts up to a point, and then it doesn't get any better."

If cross country were easy it would be called football.

Best Speech in History:

"Why run when you can take the bus? WHY RUN WHEN YOU CAN TAKE THE BUS??? Cuz its the best sport ever. You learn teamliness. You learn to suck it up. You learn that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, and as Eminem said: "You only get one shot, .... this opportunity comes once in a lifetime." You learn to not only cope with the pain, to not only accept it, but to let it become a living part of you that makes you stronger, faster... Only true people with true courage can be runners, and can learn to accept that pain and change it around so that it works for them. "Pain is the feeling of weakness leaving the body." I have to win. And the one who wants to win most will. Without running, there would be no meaning to my existance. To our existance. We laugh together, we cry together, we hurt together, we die together. And when our coach has put us so far through the grinder that we feel like we should kill ourselfs to make it quicker, its over, and we come back again the next day. We're runners. And we like it like that."
-A XC Team Captain, somewhere

"If you don't feel like running then don't"
-Anonymous Fat Man

"It hurts just as much to run 13:00 as it does to run 13:30, so just run 13:30" Another good one was before the 64 olympic final Peter Snells coach, the great Arthur Lydarid ran a 5 flat mile while Snell was warming up. After finishing he collapsed and told Snell "you son of a b***h, you may be faster than me but you'll never be tougher." pretty good.
-Bob Kennedy

Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows that it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows that it must out run the slowest gazelle or it will starve. It does not matter whether you are a lion or gazelle. When the sun comes up you had better be running.

Acording to the surgeon general.. it's okay to smoke your competition.

our sport is your sports punishment.

We do for fun what your sport does for punishment.

When will the coaches learn; we ENJOY doing laps.

Winners never quit, and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

Its best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.

When we yell track, get the hell out of our way.

When birds fly in the right formation they need only to exert half the effort. See, even in nature teamwork results in collective laziness.

When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

The harder you try the dumber you look.

Success is a journey not a destination, so stop running.

Not all pain is gain.

For every winner there are dozens of losers. Odds are your one of them.

Failure-when your best just isn't good enough.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
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BEST WAYS TO TELL IF YOU'RE A DISTANCE RUNNER:YOU RUN OVER 75 MILES PER WEEK, ENJOYING EACH AND EVERY ONE.

You actually typed all this out.

Sorry about the EXTREMELY long post

Oh yeah, the whole bottom part is a single, giant quote.

[BobTheCow]

Man, nobody with any funny ones...

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordian."

"Hard work pays off in the end. Procrastination pays off right now. You decide."

"Stupid should hurt."

"Canada is like the loft apartment over a really great party."

Ah jeez, who am I kidding, I'm just gonna start reciting the entire "Robin Williams: Live on Broadway"... lol I'll just stop now.

[RiddalinJunkie08]

"say hello to my little friend"
-Mark

[Target Practice]

The Latin one in my Sig...my favorite, that one:

"The only hope of the doomed is not to hope for safety."

[Jeffy-CanCon]

"There is nothing so exhilarating as to be shot at without result" - Winston Churchill

...and "inspired" by all the running quotes:

"I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises." - Neil Armstrong