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  • 1stdeadeye
    Still around????
    • Jun 2002
    • 8501

    #1

    Product Upgrade Ideas!

    Just some random thoughts on ways to upgrade products we all see out there everyday:

    Here is my first idea--Put missing husbands pictures on beer cans. How may guys drink milk out of a carton anymore? Just think about all of the families we could re-unite while drinking!
  • Rather
    Registered User
    • Nov 2002
    • 757

    #2
    Merge Mountain Dew and birth control pills to confirm that mountain dew to hinder the ability to reproduce to a much greater degree.

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    • Lethargic
      is tired...
      • Dec 2002
      • 416

      #3
      Well, you could write the cost of rent, books, and tuition on the back of my debit card. It would help me at least...
      Tacofest '04

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      • ShooterJM
        Shooter Wang - Ice Ninja
        • Feb 2002
        • 3651

        #4
        Originally posted by Rather
        Merge Mountain Dew and birth control pills to confirm that mountain dew to hinder the ability to reproduce to a much greater degree.
        Along the same vein. Alcohol with birth control in it!


        and penicillin for the more um, frequent, people....
        It's HERE! Play at Shooter's Casino!!!!!! It'll be fun........

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        • dwab3000
          im not wearing any pants
          • Mar 2004
          • 1072

          #5
          term papers that tell you the grade you will get(i think it would make a better than proffesers grading it)

          a pen that had like a self refill and would make its own ink...(ive killed 9 pens in 5 days...all outta ink...although i am drawing a comic book)

          a heat powered lap top(cause my batter dies too much and my power bill is already sky high)

          candy wrapers that will automaticly disappear...(im a lazy bum)
          HalloWicked
          HATCHET WARRIORS UNITE
          Clown Love

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          • Brak
            POOP
            • Sep 2002
            • 1996

            #6
            i dont know about you guys, but i want my car to fly
            SIG RULES SUCK REAL BAD AND THEYRE STUPID AND DUMB AND THEY STINK AND ARE STUPID AND I HATE THEM AND THEY SUCK REAL BAD

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            • UltimatePaintballer
              AO's Spell Checker
              • Jun 2003
              • 2548

              #7
              a bar with its own taxi company
              My Setup:

              Blue 2k3 V/F Cocker14" JT 2-PeiceShocktech PneusDye 2X Trigger FrameNW 5" Spoon DropJAM BoltCenterFlag 68/4500

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              • poolshark5226
                Just Ask the Axis
                • Sep 2002
                • 917

                #8
                Originally posted by Brak
                i dont know about you guys, but i want my car to fly
                I dont know about you guys, but I dont want 15 year olds to be having cars
                (says the guy whos 16 and 1/6)

                Anyway, girls with instruction manuals would be nice.
                It's Bold As Love

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                • Brak
                  POOP
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 1996

                  #9
                  Originally posted by poolshark5226


                  I dont know about you guys, but I dont want 15 year olds to be having cars
                  (says the guy whos 16 and 1/6)

                  Anyway, girls with instruction manuals would be nice.
                  i dont know about you guys, but i dont want a 16 1/2 year old to have an instruction manual about girls
                  SIG RULES SUCK REAL BAD AND THEYRE STUPID AND DUMB AND THEY STINK AND ARE STUPID AND I HATE THEM AND THEY SUCK REAL BAD

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                  • breg
                    mean & hateful, fat & ugly
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 1037

                    #10
                    Sell bottles of cheap booze with "Air Sickness Bags." Thin of the messes you won't have to clean up!

                    Or sell condoms with booze.
                    Giant flying dogs are gonna give you a flame-thrower enema!!!

                    SUPPORT YOUR TROOPS!!!!!!!!

                    Chuff!!! Chuff!!!

                    ABQHC

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