When you die, do you want to be buried?

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  • nippinout
    FUSP
    • Jan 2002
    • 1231

    #1

    When you die, do you want to be buried?

    I don't know if I want to be buried. What happens exactly? You get put in a really expensive box and put into the ground. Your family visits you for about 80 years. Then forgotten?

    I think I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered somewhere.

    My amusing one is to have my body stuffed in a haunting pose with arms above me in a position ready to claw and placed in the homes of my children and grandchildren.

    As a reminder of my eternal love.
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  • slateman
    Registered User
    • Oct 2001
    • 1346

    #2
    I want to be cremated and have the ashes burried in the ground in a grave. I don't wanna leave my corpse to get rotten and my familia doesn't want to keep me in an urn so I compromised. Aren't a a swell guy?
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    • MagMan5446
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      • Jun 2001
      • 2572

      #3
      Can't say I'll care much at that point...


      But it'd be nice to have my ashes thrown into the sea or something. It'd be cool to be in an urn i suppose, give it to one of my buddys or something.

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      • FalconGuy016
        Divine Right, Pevs @ AG
        • Aug 2002
        • 6127

        #4
        I dont know if id like my body to be spread out so much, or mabye it would be really cool, I dont know (ashse in the sea)
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        • Dryden
          Team Nemesis

          • Jun 2003
          • 931

          #5
          No, I don't want to be buried. My personal feeling is that traditional burials are religious customs (ward off evil spirits, etc) beyond anything else, and I just don't believe in ritualistic and/or spiritualistic practices.

          All that land wasted for cemetaries could be used for something so much more important, like golf courses!

          Me? I'm riding a rocket to outer space when I'm gone. :)

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          • Python14
            Norsk
            • Jun 2001
            • 3343

            #6
            I want to be thrown into a Basic Oxygen Furnace so I can be made into steel. That'd be cool.
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            • 71 LS6
              Nick Tahou's guru
              • May 2002
              • 230

              #7
              I want to donate myself to a soup kitchen, so I can be a tasty treat to others after I'm gone. Then I guess my remains would eventually be scattered through the sewer system.
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              • Lakeview Bulldog
                Registered User
                • Nov 2002
                • 348

                #8
                I want to have a tomb built. Inside the tomb would be a throne that I am to be placed on, in full battle armor of my barbarian ancestors. In my right palm will be a sword (Kinda like the tomb where Conan finds his sword in the movie Conan the Barbarian. There will also be pictures of my life painted on the wall. All in all a classy way to go.
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                • -=Squid=-

                  #9
                  I dont care, ill be dead.

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                  • UltimatePaintballer
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                    • Jun 2003
                    • 2548

                    #10
                    Originally posted by -=Squid=-
                    I dont care, ill be dead.
                    exactly
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                    • RRfireblade

                      • Jun 2002
                      • 5103

                      #11
                      When I get to the point where I feel like I'm done,I'm gettin' on my bike cranking up the NOS and running 200+ mph into something big and strong.

                      I'm guessing you won't need much of a box after that.
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                      • SlipknotX556
                        Registered User
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 5054

                        #12
                        I would like to be cremated and have my ashes put in the river below the brooklyn bridge.

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                        • mcveighr
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                          • Feb 2003
                          • 861

                          #13
                          Originally posted by -=Squid=-
                          I dont care, ill be dead.
                          Yeah. ditto

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                          • Brak
                            POOP
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 1996

                            #14
                            im going to be buried, but instead of a gravestone im going to have a gumball machine. thats been my dream ever since i was a little kid, i just think it would be really cool, and also give another reason for people to visit my grave.

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                            • logamus
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                              • Dec 2002
                              • 2346

                              #15
                              im going to be buried, but instead of a gravestone im going to have a condom dispensing machine. thats been my dream ever since i was a little kid, i just think it would be really cool, and also give another reason for people to visit my grave.

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