How do you open soda cans?

[NGp8ball]

i bite into the side of the can....is that normal?

[splatattack33]

i smash the can on my head or hit it with a sledgehammer then swim in it

[Cheeseball24]

u shake it up alot then smash it on a wall/other object then drink it as it sprays out

[than205]

Try this:
Shake the heck out of a Dew and open it. One of my co-workers would do this all the time. All the other engineers would be telling him that it would explode when he opened it. He'd just sit there and open it. You know, they never did explode on him....

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i take my pointer finger and in a quick swift but powerful poke right to were the tab would fold the can open i jamm it open usually dosent work so i take a pen and just poke a hole in the side and let it stream

[-=Squid=-]

I turn the can backwards, with the opening pointing away, and then give a slight, towards me, tug on the tab letting it fizz. After a moment of this I do the full pulling motion, bend back the tab, turn around the can, and enjoy.

Now... whats the point to this thread?

[atm743]

ya i jest open it with my middle finger and then chug away but some days if a am really lazy i jest open it with my teath. but i mostley drink 20 oz bottles than cans. cuse if i dont want the rest i can cover it with the cap

[sharpshooter1286]

realllllll funny than205, r u trying to ruin my house? im busy cleaning it all off now.

[Lee]

dang cryer. you beat me to it. i was gonna say 12 gauge.

[painball]

I shank it.

[than205]

Originally posted by sharpshooter1286
realllllll funny than205, r u trying to ruin my house? im busy cleaning it all off now.

damn dude. honestly very sorry. I watched this dude shake them all the time and they never did get him.
again reeeaaaalllly sorry...

[Cryer]

Hes all like "well it worked for him..."
*shakes vigorously*
*clkt-FSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

LOL