in case some of you havent heard the news weird al lost his parents. in keeping with the the fact that i have a horrible sense of humor and weird al loves the song parody here goes. the first one is my own taken from james taylor's "fire and rain".
just yesterday morning they let me know yall were gone
mary the fire dad made put an end to you
i walked out this morning and i wrote down this song
i just cant believe yall forgot to open that flue
I've see a fire but i feel no pain
it seem to me mary that our life has found its end
should have opened that flue on that fire i had to tend
i never really thought i wouldnt see you again
the second one a friend of mine sent to me. i dont know if he wrote it but knowing him, prolly not. its funny anyway. hum rem's "end of the world"
'that's great it starts with a gas leak,
old and weak, so close to death, they die right away.
old and weary now, looking like a dead cow, we are so meek, forget about the gas leak, let's take a long nap, grunt, fart, sleep, wait no!
why are we so high i can't figure, zone out. wither and expire, we should light a match before we sleep or maybe not. Left teeth, in a jar with a tube of denture cream. wondering if i'll dream, so hypnotic, it's chaotic. look at that shot gun, give me some. uh ho, overflow, depends can leak, but it'll do. behaive yourself, save yourself, repent now heaven sees, loved u when u're on u're knees. what's that dad? walk closer to the light? bright. You do well, see ya in hell, poodle, headed, freak, gas leak, breath deep at night.
it's the worse parady ever made,
it's the worse parady ever made,
it's the worse parady ever made, and i'm sorry'
im so sorry
just yesterday morning they let me know yall were gone
mary the fire dad made put an end to you
i walked out this morning and i wrote down this song
i just cant believe yall forgot to open that flue
I've see a fire but i feel no pain
it seem to me mary that our life has found its end
should have opened that flue on that fire i had to tend
i never really thought i wouldnt see you again
the second one a friend of mine sent to me. i dont know if he wrote it but knowing him, prolly not. its funny anyway. hum rem's "end of the world"
'that's great it starts with a gas leak,
old and weak, so close to death, they die right away.
old and weary now, looking like a dead cow, we are so meek, forget about the gas leak, let's take a long nap, grunt, fart, sleep, wait no!
why are we so high i can't figure, zone out. wither and expire, we should light a match before we sleep or maybe not. Left teeth, in a jar with a tube of denture cream. wondering if i'll dream, so hypnotic, it's chaotic. look at that shot gun, give me some. uh ho, overflow, depends can leak, but it'll do. behaive yourself, save yourself, repent now heaven sees, loved u when u're on u're knees. what's that dad? walk closer to the light? bright. You do well, see ya in hell, poodle, headed, freak, gas leak, breath deep at night.
it's the worse parady ever made,
it's the worse parady ever made,
it's the worse parady ever made, and i'm sorry'
im so sorry
