Funniest school quotes EVER!!!

[tony3]

Originally posted by No Limitz Paintball


LOL wow, she set herself up for that one...

That she did...

[pputkowski]

Last year, 9th grade english


Michael - Gosh man, this is so hard...

Trey - I know, especially when you can't read...

Meredith(in all seriousness) - You can't read?!

[minimagjim]

THATS AWESOME!

it brings back painful memories of last year of high school where as i took classes with dumb(so called 'smart') people.

I love it how these people can quote lines from authors, recite scientific formulas and do calculus in their heads but cant think on there own!

Its really irritating to see that. I mean they are not smart by any means. They can only recite information the teacher told them or from what they read. There is NO independent thought or real use of the "knowledge" they obtained all they do is spill out all they learned in a test o r for a paper. These people cant hold a real conversation cause they KNOW nothing. ITs just memorizing for tests and papers, and FOR THE ALMIGHTY GRADE.

Its amazing these people can make it to school without getting lost or hit by a truck! But i think thats how its going now adays. You are from minnesota, im from chicago its everywhere the stupidity and lack of common sense is rampid.

well congrats on showing us that it was good for a laugh and reminded me of how i used to make fun of the idiots in my classes.

[Automag88]

Hey Captain Jack, who were those two?

[SanDiegoMag]

This stuff is great! but its even better when you have a dumb TEACHER or 2 and record what THEY say... Ex, Honors Geometry teacher talking about triangles and somehow incorperating a nude beach... The best has to be freshman year (2001-2002). We had this honors bio teacher who was a klutz and talked like the old mn he was. To make a long story short, we drew all of his antics throughout the year while watching his borring videos. We have a whole scrap book of drawings etc. i may scan in an immage or 2 sometime!

[Restola]

We had a girl in 10th grade biology ask why water doesn't fall to the bottom of the earth.

[Brak]

in latin class this year, after seeing a really tough new thing:

"that **** is wack"

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

Girl in US History-"Wasn't it that anticapation proclamtion?"

In refernce to the amancapation proclamation.