Human Brain Implant Devices FDA Approved

[Bluestrike_2]

Yup, thats right.

Now approved for testing.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040413/ap_on_bi_ge/brain_implants&e=1

Cool, huh? Can't wait for it to become possible to fuse a computer with your brain. Sadly, that is decades away. But hey, you can dream....

Note to self about future implants:

No Microsoft Windows in them
No Crazed Computer controlling them
No Machines
No Terminators
Hmmmmm.. what else could eventually screw it all up?

[paintbattler]

That is soooo weird.

[SGTKennedy]

Next thing you know it theyre going to ban those from the NPPL.

[Miscue]

Your brain will need a debounce setting!

[gimp]

heh, I applied for an internship at that cyberkinetics place in foxboro. Didn't get it though.

If they could somehow implant a ti-89 into my brain....Or even better, just get Matlab in there.....hmmmm

[Polish]

They have robitic limbs and video games you can use just by thinking...

[devildog]

Re: Human Brain Implant Devices FDA Approved

Originally posted by Bluestrike_2
No Terminators

hmm, maybe we do want terminators..... can you say kristanna loken (sp?)

[Bluestrike_2]

hmmmm..

if the Terminators wanted to destroy us, they could just send out a radio wave. Soon, all our brains go into standby mode. With us still being able to see.... And feel stuff, just not be able to move anything.

[1stdeadeye]

Maybe we can get one for Pyro so he download a life!

[personman]

Ahh thats really cool but its a bit too big. I wouldnt want them cutting open my skull and sticking one of those in there
Maybe if it could like go in your bloodstream with a shot or something.. heh

[mjs1217]

Hmmmmm.. what else could eventually screw it all up?

No attachments, for the love of God! haha.

[gimp]

In one of my classes, we learned a little about intercranial self stimulation. They did it on rats. They put a little electrode on certain parts of the brain. If you put it on the right part - the pleasure part - , you can make the rat feel the most pleasurable thing possible. Something about releasing dopamine. I dont know. I think the abbreviation for the procedure is called LH-MFB Stimulation or something. The professor was saying that when you run some current through the electrode, the sensation would be more pleasureable than like, all the orgasms you've ever had, all the times you eat apple pie, all the christmas mornings when you were a kid, and all the other pleasureable things in your life put together. If I could get one of those put in.....

[Sparq]

I hope you realise that I will sell you all out to the Terminators at the first opportunity...Machines > Humans.

[PyRo]

Maybe we can get one for Pyro so he download a life!

Yay!
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[1stdeadeye]

Yay!
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