Breast milk

[nippinout]

I was wondering the other day about breast milk.

I wonder what it tastes like.

If I were to try some breast milk today, wouldn't it be like the best tasting stuff in the world? It's the first thing in my life that I consumed. So maybe there's some psychological stuff going on if I were to try it.

Which would taste better, body temperature or cold?

I'm not about to go up to somebody and ask for a taste though. Can't ask family, that's just awkward. I am perplexed. I am very curious- I'm pretty sure this isn't some subconcious attempt for some boob juice, but I could be wrong.

I also wonder if your corpus collosum were severed, would you be able to tickle yourself?

[Miscue]

/me gets the Nestle Quik chocolate syrup out.

[paintbattler]

Ok, a little weird, but...yeah.

[PyRo]

Someone have a strange fetish?

[Fixion]

They don't have the right type of smiley for what I want to say... this may do... O_o

[ZSigErik]

They don't have the right type of smiley for what I want to say... this may do... O_o

rolling on the ground laughing at that one...

[Dryden]

Well, I guess if you want to taste breast milk - and not get slapped - you need to find yourself a nice girl and settle down. You should know in under a year. Or, if you're looking for a shortcut, just date a single mother. You wouldn't even need to find one with a newborn either, many women can produce a limited amount of milk three to four years after the child's birth.

FWIW, it doesn't taste very good.

As for severing your corpus callosum, I don't think you'd have any muscle control without it, so tickling yourself would be the least of your problems. The corpus callosum connects the two halves of the brain. The motor cortex runs through it. With it severed - heck, even damaged - and if you survived, you'd be Christopher Reeve.

[sharpshooter1286]

but dryden, i mean cmon, you could tickle yourself! think of the possiblities!

[PyRo]

As for severing your corpus callosum, I don't think you'd have any muscle control without it, so tickling yourself would be the least of your problems. The corpus callosum connects the two halves of the brain. The motor cortex runs through it. With it severed - heck, even damaged - and if you survived, you'd be Christopher Reeve.

You can survive without it several people have had it done to stop severe seisures or somthing like that. For the most part you couldn't tell someone who had the procedure, interesting things happen though. You can show them a picture with one eye, and they will be able to draw it, but not tell you what it is, or tell you what it is but not draw it. Stuff like that.

[Kevmaster]

you know.... whore houses exist for a reason

this, i suppose, is one of them

[Dryden]

Hmm, okay. I found this link describing split brain procedures:

http://www.indiana.edu/~pietsch/split-brain.html

Interesting. I have a niece who suffers from - what doctors believe is - Aicardi's Syndrome. I wouldn't think it possible to survive without the corpus callosum, seeing what having an underdeveloped one does to a person.

Makes me wonder what the success rate of split brain operations actually are.

Heh heh ... imagine being able to read two books at once!

[SpecialBlend2786]

hahahahaha omg my friend and i were just talking about this!

SpecialBlend2786: i can do all that
SpecialBlend2786: except lactate
Mercurial 94: hahaha
Mercurial 94: i'm sure you can do that, too
Mercurial 94: if you started taking estrogen pills, you could lactate
SpecialBlend2786: really??!
Mercurial 94: yeah
Mercurial 94: that would be funny
SpecialBlend2786: shweet
Mercurial 94: and you'd grow boobies, too
SpecialBlend2786: so i wouldn't need to buy milk?
Mercurial 94: not really.....
SpecialBlend2786: would it taste like peanut butter thoguh?
Mercurial 94: women naturally produce milk after pregnancy
Mercurial 94: HAHAHHAAHAH
Mercurial 94: not quite
SpecialBlend2786: damn
Mercurial 94: haha
Mercurial 94: what a funny thought
Mercurial 94: what if they sold human milk in those milk jugs?
SpecialBlend2786: they do
SpecialBlend2786: its called baby formula
SpecialBlend2786: :-P
SpecialBlend2786: jk
SpecialBlend2786: how would they milk humans?
SpecialBlend2786: in a factory?
Mercurial 94: there are milking machines
SpecialBlend2786: but who would want to be milked?
Mercurial 94: my mom used milking machines
Mercurial 94: you can buy them
SpecialBlend2786: industrial ones?
Mercurial 94: women just hook their boobs up to it and it sucks the milk out
Mercurial 94: nah
Mercurial 94: just regular ones
Mercurial 94: it's portable
SpecialBlend2786: so you couldn't mass produce boobie-milk then
Mercurial 94: hahahahaha
Mercurial 94: if you milked a lot of lactating women, you could
SpecialBlend2786: hmmm
SpecialBlend2786: fundraising time
Mercurial 94: even women who haven't had a baby can lactate
Mercurial 94: there needs to be a suction type motion on their boobs
Mercurial 94: and they'll start doing it naturally
SpecialBlend2786: interesting
SpecialBlend2786: i gotta get me a few of those machines
SpecialBlend2786: and set up a booth
SpecialBlend2786: outside vons
SpecialBlend2786: heather, you can be my first honorary customer
Mercurial 94: hahahahahhaha
Mercurial 94: why are we talking about breastfeeding?
SpecialBlend2786: mmmm
SpecialBlend2786: breastfeeding-->lactating--->tigers milk
Mercurial 94: hahaha
SpecialBlend2786: train of thought
SpecialBlend2786: lol
Mercurial 94: fun

[fire1811]

stick with regular milk. i had a chick squirt some on my face and it didnt taste all that great. cool to watch but not that good

[slateman]

If your gonna ask, be polite and ask her to put in a cup (I swear to God, some guy at work did that to a woman in accounting. She turned soooo red I thought she was gonna kill him. But he's a little "slow" so she kinda cut him a break). And understand that that question is definitely worth a slap and maybe even a kick to the family jewels depending on where the request is made.

As for your corpus callosum you don't want to cut that. Its important. I've heard stories about people who were asked to write the names of objects. One guy was shown a cat and wrote chair. He was then just couldn't say or write cat.

If you cut that, tickling yourself would be the least of your concerns.

[UltimatePaintballer]

I have three words for you: ASK YOUR MOM!