Worst pickup lines

[Lohman446]

So.. another thread got me considering this

"Hi, the guys on AO and I are trying to answer a question... I see you have have a child, I need to know what breast milk tastes like, could you help?"


Or, from bowling he other night, and I offered on of the guys $5 to go ask a chick his question

"Hi, my friends and I have a bet, can you tell me are you legal?"

[WenULiVeUdiE]

I have a big one, you want it?

[Lakeview Bulldog]

Me drunk off my butt to a girl in a voice much like Homer Simpson's when he is drunk...

"You know, I think you're really pretty.... I think your awesome.... you are really pretty..." It went down hill from there.

The morale of the story is that you are not as smart, charming, whitty, strong, or as tough as you think you are when you have been drinking. Also, don't go over and hit on a girl if you can barely stand up to get over to her.

[MagmanLee]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

Hey, you wanna play Army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

[Cryer]

in before the lock!

[StuDawggie]

I had one that actualy worked for me based on my original fraternity nickname "Beef". (yeah, real smart guys in my frat, calling a guy named Stu Beef, that takes a lot of brains) Anyway I had a shirt with "Beef" written on it, so I'd wait for a girl to come up to me and ask why I had "beef" on my shirt. I'd say it was my name, she'd ask why, and I would say "would you like to find out?" I used to get drinks in my face, and/or slapped almost as many times as I hooked up.


Ahh how I miss my days in the fraternity.....

[RenagadeOfFunk]

My own I am coming up with as I go along...
"...Yes that is a banna in my pocket "
"...these are not my boxers "
"...Two is company, three is a croud....so I guess you keep yourself company (fat joke) "
"...I have a package for you...."
"...Oh, sorry....from a distance you looked hot"
"...I'm rich "
"...What would you like for breakfast???"
"...Its amazing what surgery can do now..."

Ones i have heard...
"...Do you know what would look good on you?....me"


...i can't remember much of the bad ones...maybe cause I don't use pick up lines...


Ill think of more later...

[RoadDawg]

It's a good thing I brought my library card.. cause I'm checking you out! (got it from a commercial)

Ask a girl if she wants to dance.. if she says no... reply no you misunderstood me... I said you look FAT in those pants!

[Brak]

"you look a lot like my mother"

"hey, ive been sitting in the corner this whole time because ive been trying to find out how many drinks it takes me to think youre hot"




i have a pretty funny nickname that i get called more than my real name, and its candyass. believe it or not, girls are intruiged by a dude named candyass. ill be damned if i got as many chicks having people yell 'KEVIN!' instead when i walk in a room

[Target Practice]

"Are those your eyes, or did someone gouge out your real eyes, take two stars from the sky, and jam them into your empty black sockets?"

[puckmaster]

you-"do you have any overdew library books?"
She-"no, why?"
You-"Cause you got fine writen all over."

For paintball chicks-"wanna play my snake"

another crappy one "wernt you in playboy?"

I said this at a party to chick i just met while we were sitting on a couch/floor-"So.............you wanna do it?"

[spantol]

"Ah, this must be the smokin' section."

[platinumjason]

I love every bone in your body, even mine.

[PyRo]

A friend used this once "I like your shirt, can I finger you". Odd thing is, it worked, he got some

[Target Practice]

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That guy is my new hero. Period.