"Now F* me if I'm wrong, but don't i know you"
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Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger -
Well... Let's go back a few years, to when "Safe Sex" meant not getting caught by her parents or brother who played middle linebacker at the local college.
Walk up to a hot little honey, (This was easier if she was standing) drop to one knee, as you lift her blouse, and kiss her right on the belly button. You'll get kicked and slapped more times than I can remember... but OH BABY! when you don't, you usually look up in a beautiful pair of FMN bedroom eyes.
It worked for me three different times... of course I think the ringing in my ears from getting kicked or slapped a few dozen times was worth it!!!
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So far I think thats the Best one...Originally posted by Albinonewt"If we aren't supposed to eat animals...why did God invent BBQ sauce?" - Army
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THis reminds me of a joke I've heard:
"What is the newest pick up line at Gay bars?"
"Can I push your stool in!"
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You scare me...Originally posted by 1stdeadeyeTHis reminds me of a joke I've heard:
"What is the newest pick up line at Gay bars?"
"Can I push your stool in!"
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Originally posted by Big'n slo
Which reminds me of a line:
Hold me, I'm afraid of falling in love.Comment
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Bwahahahahahaha!!!Originally posted by Big'n sloComment
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"Hey are you going to walk to your car alone later tonight? Really? Ok, I'll just be over there staring at you for the rest of the evening."
-Dane CookHey Zero, how much did that Chipley cost ya?
Originally said by Boggerman When I got married I thought it would go down too... The insurance, not the wife.
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Christopher walken had one I thought was hillarious:
" my face is leaving town in 5 minutes...
Be on it."
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here is my favorite pickup line
hey babe i have been SEARCHING for you
"The Few Who Do Are The Envy Of The Many Who Only Stand And Watch"
Alway Remember *343*
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Lol
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Originally posted by Target Practice
LMAO OMG, that is The Funny!
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"is there a mirror on your pants, becaue I can see myself in them"
"todays word is legs. lets go home and spread the word"
"if we went camping, and I molested you, would you tell anyone?"
(if answers no) "wanna go camping?"
That one is hilarious to say to someone of the same sex because everyone in the whole room thinks your a freak and is laughing histerically untill you say your joking.If I see one more "What happened to smart parts" thread, I will kill Adam Gardner. You have been warned.Comment
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i still like the lick finger and touch her shirt, then say lets get you out of those wet clothes"The Few Who Do Are The Envy Of The Many Who Only Stand And Watch"
Alway Remember *343*
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You: Girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Girl: No.
You: Well, i see my self in them
You: You must work at SubWay....
Girl: No why?
You: You just gave me a footlong.Someone took away my cool sig. *cough*mod*cough*Comment
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