Worst pickup lines

[RT pRo AuToMaG]

motion girl to come see with one finger, and if she walks to you say: 'I knew if I fingered you long enough you'd come

edit:w00t, first post on 2nd page

[Lethargic]

This one is just RT's from the post above, but done better.

*Motion her to come over with your pointer finger*

*once she comes over*
"Now, if I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I else I can do!"

[Enemy]

[Enemy]

Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

so going to pull that one

on a field find hot girl with lvl 10 mag walk up to her and ask "hey can i stick my finger in your breach".

[Rumble]

"How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled? Over Easy? Fertalized?

[BobTheCow]

i have a pretty funny nickname that i get called more than my real name, and its candyass. believe it or not, girls are intruiged by a dude named candyass. ill be damned if i got as many chicks having people yell 'KEVIN!' instead when i walk in a room

My nickname's become "tasty-face," but that hasn't seemed to have helped.