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  • RT pRo AuToMaG
    (un)official MatrixDM4Tech
    • Mar 2002
    • 1000

    #31
    motion girl to come see with one finger, and if she walks to you say: 'I knew if I fingered you long enough you'd come

    edit:w00t, first post on 2nd page
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    • Lethargic
      is tired...
      • Dec 2002
      • 416

      #32
      This one is just RT's from the post above, but done better.

      *Motion her to come over with your pointer finger*

      *once she comes over*
      "Now, if I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I else I can do!"
      Tacofest '04

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      • Enemy
        aKa PROZAC
        • Aug 2003
        • 1245

        #33
        VV04962 yeah thats my Pewter CnC X-mag

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        • Enemy
          aKa PROZAC
          • Aug 2003
          • 1245

          #34
          Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

          so going to pull that one

          on a field find hot girl with lvl 10 mag walk up to her and ask "hey can i stick my finger in your breach".
          VV04962 yeah thats my Pewter CnC X-mag

          Looking for a milled 04 featherlight viking!!!

          my feedback!!!http://www.automags.org/forums/showt...84#post1584884

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          • Rumble
            Registered User
            • May 2003
            • 284

            #35
            "How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled? Over Easy? Fertalized?

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            • BobTheCow63
              IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
              • Dec 2002
              • 3832

              #36
              Originally posted by Brak
              i have a pretty funny nickname that i get called more than my real name, and its candyass. believe it or not, girls are intruiged by a dude named candyass. ill be damned if i got as many chicks having people yell 'KEVIN!' instead when i walk in a room
              My nickname's become "tasty-face," but that hasn't seemed to have helped.
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