thats it i quit

[logamus]

i am now giving up on life.

http://www.roanokeballet.org/index.php

be warned, that link is like a frying pan to the privates.

[Cryer]

i am now giving up on life.

http://www.roanokeballet.org/index.php

be warned, that link is like a frying pan to the privates.

Wait, they're serious...

[logamus]

it seems that way my friend. btw, the fella in your sig might want to seek some medical attention. there is a shot for that you know.

[Chojin Man]

Oh God the two most horrific sites to ever befall upon man in the same production! There is a God and he has a very very sick sense of humor.

[CodeMA]

I think people have been hung for less...

thats just, not cool....

[1stdeadeye]

What's the problem? Rednecks need culture too!

[Sir_Brass]

Problem is that shouldn't be taking place in Roanoke but in Franklin County, Bedford County or Bristol .

Roanoke is most definately not a hot bed of hicks and rednecks .

[Mr.mike]

be warned, that link is like a frying pan to the privates.

ouch, my crotch!

[lew]

be warned, that link is like a frying pan to the privates.[/QUOTE]

It's definately a shot to the junk.

Someone, pull their funding, please!

[Cryer]

I'm having a hard time visualising what a Nascar ballet would be like

people in leotards twirling and dancing in a large circle with race helmets and sponsorship stickers platered all over them. A highlight real would consist of a few collisions, people tripping, stumbling, and/or falling off stage in a ball of fire

[Python14]

Welcome to Roanoke. When I saw the ad for it in the paper a few weeks back, I just knew I was in trouble. First Roanoke get's put on the map for being the most gay friendly town around. Then it get's put on the map for being super-redneck. Whats next?

Btw, now yall see what ChucktheMAGician and I have to put up with.

[Ov3rmind]

What..... The..... Hell???????

[Sir_Brass]

First Roanoke get's put on the map for being the most gay friendly town around.

WTH (what the heck) ????? Since WHEN did this happen?

Some of the biggest homophobes I KNOW are from the Roanoke/Salem area! Of course, I could be classes as one of them since I seriously disagree with the entire homosexual lifestyle (b/c of my religious convictions), but still . . . since when was a city in the bible belt of the U.S. ever considered to be the most gay-friendly ?