I can't believe my luck

[Shaft]

Magman is wise.
Specially in college, folks. My advice to anybody in college or soon to be in college is to meet as many women as possible. It doesn't get any better (Unless you become a rock star or something). You got some girl you love to death and can't bear to part with... ditch her. Yup. Drop her like a stone. She should chase after everybody she can as well.

The unfortunate thing about this advice is that when you have that girl you WILL IGNORE my advice. Like I did when it was given to me. Like everyone I tell this advice too. But in case there are one or two folks that will listen - there it is. Enjoy.

Believe it or not. This advice was given to me by Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla when they came to my school to do a show.

As far as going with the five. It's all good.

HOWEVER... what's up with the making fun of ya', BT?!? Does the Big Ugly Ogre need to make a road trip to punch some folks in the head?!?

[ThePatriot]

im just gonna keep my mouth shut........

gj BTautomag, i hope they dont...

Now i dont know how that was supposed to be interpretted but you hoping they dont keep their mouths shut? thats very funny...

[zvanut]

dont quote me like that


LOL

[Micromag5371]

i know what you pwoplw mean. i got $h!t luck. whenever some hot chick does like me i never notice...but anyways....what are we talking about again?

" Why, Thats alright. I've got a STARING problem."-my all-time favorite thing to say

[covadsucks]

BT,
Good luck with Sarah, and give her a big kiss for all of us single folk on the Forum...Shaft, you need some better advice. Chase who you want and how ever many will make you happy. You haven't dont have to drop the chick, it's called CHEATING ON HER and IT'S A LOT OF FUN!!!! Hell yer still in school. You'll wake up and once you are of drinking age, you'll find that it's so much easier than it was in high school.
As soon as I turned 21, five short years ago...I started bouncing at a local bar...never got so much attention from women. It was awesome. plus it doesn't hurt to have more game than Parker Bros...

[Shaft]

That works too covad, no arguments there.
I just hate seeing the college guys gluing themselves to one chick when its the best time to meet em all and they are all so easy to meet!

[BTAutoMag]

i have good news, more good news, and more good news. first the good news, she is interested in me further then a friend, she just admited it. next the good news, the 4 friends have cancled for the movie so they are not comming but she is. and at last the good news, she has an identical twin!!!!!!!!! and aparently(or so ive heard) she thinks im "cute" im saying cute because the mods might delete the thread if i put what she really said

[ThePatriot]

Originally posted by BTAutoMag
she thinks im "cute" im saying cute because the mods might delete the thread if i put what she really said

Did she call you a sexy beast?

[TheBigRaguPB4L]

kids these days. hahahahha, i remember when i used to get excited when a girl was interested. those were the good ole days. oh well.

[MagMan5446]

Shaft, you are the first person to call me wise.

It's weird though, I don't remember getting excited about a girl liking me. It was cool, but I don't remember being excited.

Another word of advice, don't get too excited, and this goes for multiple situations. You'll see what I mean. Eventually. Hopefully.

[Magic37220]

Someone has to say it. . . .. .

"Well one time, at band camp. . . . . ."


Hey man, tell one of her friends to throw me an email. "Wink, wink" "Nudge, nudge" heheheheheheheh....heh.....heh no seriously.

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[Mojojojo]

aaaa....my luck and lady ran off to NY for break, and i have no idea when she is coming back... where's my luck???

Eric

[ThePatriot]

I had luck...i moved to a new area and knew no one but my neighbor was good looking ...recently we both admitted we liked eachother and she just got a new mustang her parents got her w/ her liscence, another good thing...we r goin all good and shes all over me tellin me she wants to kiss me and make out w/ me and whatnot, but her mom comes out and sees us talking...next day shes like no i cant, i take it back...its better blah blah, u know the normal bs. So i dont know if our date over this christmas vacation is still on or not...and im certainly not calling, her mom hates my guts....seriously she does, so life for me isnt very lucky

[845]

Re: Someone has to say it. . . .. .

Originally posted by Magic37220
"Well one time, at band camp. . . . . ."

Thats jokes been beaten to death and dropped in a river but for some reason when used in the right context is funny


Oh my luck is awesome just not with girls. I have found 4 winning lottery tickets on the ground 1 for $50.