P.E.T.A Just gave me a nickel!

[Gunga]

You gotta go spend your nickel at this place.

[countchocula54]

lol...yeah peta sent me a bunch of free stickers.....well i ordered them to dick around with but still...they sent them to me

[Cryer]

*teehee*

I just got my nickel!
They gave me a lot of address stickers... and a ballot with return postage.


I think I'm going to send them some milk matters stickers.

And a few sticks of jerky. (one of which will be half eaten)

Along with a baggie of sand, or perhaps a small piece of metal, since their footing the bill for postage.

[Cryer]

Ok. I fixed up their questionaire/guilt trip poll and I'm ready to send it in.

On their poll, they asked "would you consider altering your consumer habits, even some of the foods you eat, in order to reduce animal suffering?"
Choises given:
0)absolutely
0)probably
0)possibly
0)unlikely

I answered:

X) Hell no.


On the back they ask for a donation and give choices of
0)$16
0)$25
0)$50
0)$100
0)$250
or 0) other $_____

I chose "other" and filled in "jack *crap*"

and signed the petition as "go *screw* yourself"

(*=denotes a substitution of more forum-friendly verbiage in place of more colorful expletives)

I wrote in where they attatched the nickel: "just so you know, I used your .05 to help purchase the yummy snacks enclosed herein." and I drew a smiley face licking his lips.

On the letter they sent me, they explained how the address labels they enclosed would help persuade all who saw them affixed to my bills and parcels to be kind to animals. I covered that entire page with the address labels, except for one phrase: "thank you". Under which I wrote "no, thank YOU..." Of course, I save one address label for the envelope, so they know where to direct their hate mail.

I then folded the questionaire and letter neatly around 3 strips of Natural Style Teriyaki-flavored Oberto Beef Jerky (with natural smoke flavor added) and stuffed the package into the envelope.

MMmmmm.... Teriyaki

I hope they enjoy... Its 97% fat free (which supposedly denotes that they were at least healthy cows...right?)

[trevorjk]

HAHAH i think you spent alittle to much time on that cryer lol but damn its good... by the way would you mind sending me some jerky? oh and i need your address cryer

[painTech]

cryer i love you.

[Cryer]

LOL... I was bored, had nothing else to do... *shrugs* "why not?", right?

But yeah, I almost forgot to save the 3 strips of jerky for the letter (even though I got them exlusively for that purpose)

It was worth it, if for nothing else, it was something to pass the time and get a laugh.

[countchocula54]

hahaha...omg cryer that is so great...id never have the cajones to do that...your my idol

[animal]

I like to go to the local "charcoal grill" and get the triple burger with one patty of each meat they offer:

buffalo, ostrich, beef. and then I top it off with bacon

To make that even better whenever a vegitarian is near, I make sure to order 2 more to take home That way I hopefully was responsible for killing 12 animals just to feed me. I'd make sure each bacon strip came from a new pig if I could