This is why you don't do laundry while drunk

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • PyRo
    President Bioloaf inc.
    • Dec 2000
    • 10186

    #1

    This is why you don't do laundry while drunk

    I decided to was the heavy blanket thing whatever you call it on the bed. So I put it in the machine, it finishes and still has soap on it. So I put it again 2 more times and there is still a bit of soap on it. So I get the great idea to go wash it in the big slop sink. I pick the thing out of the sink, and its got to wiegh a good 100lbs with all the water. Hey atleast I got all the soap off. So I stuff it into the dryer and turn it on, it forces the door open. So I put a table infront to hold it closed. After about a minute of it crashing around the dryer starts making a really nasty sound then shuts off. I opend the door and it was just flooded. I had the sense to unplug it before pulling out the blanket. So now i'm ringing out about 30 gallons of water over a sink, probably only 20 of those made it to the sink, the floor is soaked. Now its in another dryer which apears to be working out. Hopefully they don't find out who broke there dryer and flooded the laundry room. Hey its not like they warned us not to put heavy stuff in
  • SpecialBlend2786
    Registered User
    • Jun 2003
    • 4023

    #2
    hahaha good job! That must have been quite a sight

    Comment

    • FalconGuy016
      Divine Right, Pevs @ AG
      • Aug 2002
      • 6127

      #3
      lol yeah... dont do that
      Hey
      AIM: FalconGuy016
      BANG!!!

      Comment

      • Evil Preacher
        Evil Inc.
        • Dec 2002
        • 97

        #4
        Sounds like something my daughter would do.

        So far she has killed the microwave, the can opener, the dvd player, the vacuum and a few other things around the house.
        Try as I might, I can't understand why people keep going out of their way to walk into a paintball that I have just shot into the air.

        Comment

        • skife
          Unregistered User
          • Feb 2003
          • 2769

          #5
          how do you kill a can opener and microwave?




          [21:00] < FunkTehChillinMunky > I've got a Warped Sportz Dark Talon

          Comment

          • Oh_Davey
            Registered User
            • Jan 2004
            • 88

            #6
            Originally posted by skife
            how do you kill a can opener and microwave?
            Can-opener + Microwave?

            Comment

            • Evil Preacher
              Evil Inc.
              • Dec 2002
              • 97

              #7
              Both were destroyed in different ways. She didnt put the can opener in the microwave. Granted it sounded like she did.
              Try as I might, I can't understand why people keep going out of their way to walk into a paintball that I have just shot into the air.

              Comment

              • PyRo
                President Bioloaf inc.
                • Dec 2000
                • 10186

                #8
                I tried to kill the microwaves in high school unsucesfully. Putting metal in didn't kill them, so I found this garlic butter and put that in for about an hour. The entire school smelled like crap.

                Comment

                • Target Practice
                  irc.zirc.org:6667 = chat!
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 3180

                  #9
                  Originally posted by PyRo
                  I tried to kill the microwaves in high school unsucesfully. Putting metal in didn't kill them, so I found this garlic butter and put that in for about an hour. The entire school smelled like crap.
                  Mmmmmmm...Garlic Butter. Nice.


                  "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

                  Comment

                  • fcpchop
                    Registered User
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 1968

                    #10
                    no thats not y u shouldn't do the laundry while your drunk, thats why pyro should kill himself JP
                    U shoulda took some pics, that would b something funny to look at
                    Bad Traders: Brice34, complete total fraud, lied constantly and stole 60$ for an egg

                    Comment

                    • PyRo
                      President Bioloaf inc.
                      • Dec 2000
                      • 10186

                      #11
                      I would have but the camera probably would have ended up in the dryer somehow.

                      Comment

                      • Bad_Dog
                        self proclaimed warpaholic
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 1777

                        #12
                        figures...

                        maby you can show us how to "wash" a carebear?

                        *cough* acid! *cough*

                        My Feedback

                        Comment

                        • dwab3000
                          im not wearing any pants
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1072

                          #13
                          i blew up a dryer...

                          i put about 12 or so big things...it was in the 70s...and i didnt relize they had flint, with the heat, flint rubbing there was a fire...then about 12 or so feet away, it caught my fireworks...im so happy my house was standing...

                          and i was only 8
                          HalloWicked
                          HATCHET WARRIORS UNITE
                          Clown Love

                          Comment

                          Working...