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  • MajorDamage
    King of Polyester!
    • Dec 2000
    • 3141

    #16
    YES! So what is up with that!? And your chair being a flotation device? Now thats just cleaver!

    ENDO!
    Oldskool

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    • TheBigRaguPB4L
      Proud Loser!
      • May 2001
      • 1639

      #17
      Originally posted by manike


      Because you multiplied by zero (A-B), You can not multiply by zero. If you multiply anything by zero you can make it whatever you want, it's not maths ...

      manike
      where did he multiply by zero(a-b)?
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      My girlfriend said that if i bought another paintball gun, she'd leave me........ I sure am going to miss her.

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      • beam
        The end.
        • May 2001
        • 2036

        #18
        if a is equal to b

        then a minus b equals 0

        the line where it is muliplied by (a-b) is multiplying by 0
        <---Should be banned for circumventing the cuss filter.

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        • manike
          INCEPTIONDESIGNS.COM

          • Jan 2001
          • 3820

          #19
          Algebra is a fantastically powerful tool, and one I still use quite regularly to solve problems.

          But you can also hide a few sins with it Multiplying or dividing by zero is like magic, you can get whatever you want as an answer

          manike
          Inception Designs - My new company where Innovation is the Inspiration

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          • 845
            Banned
            • Nov 2001
            • 1809

            #20
            Why do people turn on their right turn signal in the right turn lane?

            Why do exterminators where hard hats?

            Why in any box of assorted choclates are the caramels square, nougats rectangular, nuts oval(-self explanatory- couldnt help childish humor), and creams circular?

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            • BTAutoMag
              AO's Problem Child
              • Oct 2001
              • 7199

              #21
              if a synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to?
              why do Kamikazi pilots wear helmets?



              *edited for spelling....it hurt my head! Army*
              Last edited by Army; 11-07-2002, 11:15 PM.
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              • vf-xx
                Henchmen Inc.
                • Nov 2001
                • 3311

                #22
                Knowledge = Power

                Power corrupts

                Study hard Be evil.
                -- Feedback--

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                • TRIAD
                  Registered User
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 889

                  #23
                  Why is a black box called a black box when it's really orangish/red?
                  Christian, and proud of it.

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                  • Trigger_Happy
                    Magic Elf #02485
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 807

                    #24
                    You CAN multiply by zero! Just make sure that the product is zero as well! Don't make me spell out how it works using apples

                    The only rule against zero has to do w/ division. You cant divide by zero, be zero can be placed inside any number and infinite number of times.
                    -For to me, to live is Christ, and to die is gain. Philipians 1:21

                    -Don't try to use your fancy smancy "logic" on me! It won't work!

                    -It is better to stay silent, and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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                    • alkafluence
                      Slave to the Traffic Light
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 543

                      #25


                      I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get...

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                      • magman007
                        I <3 my Penis
                        • Jun 2001
                        • 7579

                        #26
                        alk... already posted...


                        If i think there fore i am... am i just a thought?



                        Originally posted by Tom in reffrence to a post saying he acted like my dad...
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                        WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!"
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                        • ShooterJM
                          Shooter Wang - Ice Ninja
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 3651

                          #27
                          Originally posted by TRIAD
                          Why is a black box called a black box when it's really orangish/red?
                          Not that you actually wanted to know but the original ones were black. For space vehicles and most military aircraft they still are black. It's andonized aluminum actually.
                          It's HERE! Play at Shooter's Casino!!!!!! It'll be fun........

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                          • -=Squid=-

                            #28
                            minimag4me - EZ mart closes when the wheathor [sic] gets bad, I have seen it happen.

                            And also if they made the plane out of blackbox materials it wouldnt go 5 feet

                            *edit* im assuming the black box is made out of some THICK strong heavy metal. But if not, Then I would assume they make it very small but sturdy. If it were very small it wouldnt likely get destroyed...or mabe a combo of the two? Im just assuming, of coarse.

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                            • wes
                              I am a grocery bag.
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 648

                              #29
                              lololol heres on from the movie "charly" (i think thats how you spell it"


                              "If the pulral of mouse is mice, then why isnt the pulral of spouse, spice?"
                              Last edited by wes; 11-08-2002, 04:04 PM.

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                              • ShooterJM
                                Shooter Wang - Ice Ninja
                                • Feb 2002
                                • 3651

                                #30
                                Originally posted by -=Squid=-
                                *edit* im assuming the black box is made out of some THICK strong heavy metal. But if not, Then I would assume they make it very small but sturdy. If it were very small it wouldnt likely get destroyed...or mabe a combo of the two? Im just assuming, of coarse.
                                Cough.....the post right above yours.........
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