Funny little paintball article

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  • krafty
    Senior Discount
    • Jun 2001
    • 1124

    #1

    Funny little paintball article

    SomethingAwful posted this little paintball story today. Check it out! (Warning, it may offend some of you.)

    (If you don't see it, search the archives for the Wed, 12/19 posts)

  • shartley
    • Jun 2026

    #2
    LOL Very enjoyable.

    I like how it shows that you can easily rattle those who take themselves WAY too seriously. Unless you get PAID to play this game, OR are a Tournament Player (and then it is about payment in a way as well), it is a GAME. Enjoy it.

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    • the JoKeR
      Slightly disturbed member
      • Dec 2001
      • 565

      #3
      "Then there were the raving ******* paintball bat**** loonies. These people scared the hell out of me, not because they were intimidating, but because they were spending thousands of dollars to play a game against a ten year old boy who cries when you shoot him in the back from 50 feet away."
      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
      Sounds like this guy really was a player! I've done the radio gag a few times at big games, calling to the other team to tell them that their pizza was ready, and stuff like that. Also calling out to direct their team to get ambushed is also fun.
      the JoKeR

      Tragically hip and criminally insane.



      Now building the ultimate truck body kit. Click on the logo above for details!

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      • BTAutoMag
        AO's Problem Child
        • Oct 2001
        • 7199

        #4
        to brothers who i play with had a pair of those and they thought they were cool untill they found out the hard way that if you get hit there, there is no more cushin for the impact and they break after the impact.
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