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  • ramennoodles
    hi.
    • Jul 2003
    • 1044

    #16
    the first time i read it i glanced over sister and tohught it said "why did the wman kill herself" and i was thinking why is everyone talking about sisters. the sad thing is i read it twice ad still did't figure out what it said, the third time was the charm.

    my guess is boredum....and it was done witha spork.

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    • TheFlamingKoosh
      I'm No Longer On Fire
      • Mar 2002
      • 1710

      #17
      I hate questions like that.

      I looked in a book of riddles/logic puzzles at a store once. Some of the ones they have are just plain impossible to figure out. Questions like:

      "Why did the man's car not start?"

      What the hell? How are you supposed to get the right answer on that? Then in the back of the book, it had incredibly long situations like:

      "The man's car didn't start because his ex-wife (being the cheating whore she is) cut the spark plug wires to cylinders 1, 3, 5, and 7, being that they are the odd numbered cylinders, and she always thought he was an odd person. After doing that she proceeded to mutilitate a cat and shove that into the air intake, thereby making the car impossible to start."

      needless to say, I didn't buy that book...
      Hey Zero, how much did that Chipley cost ya?

      Originally said by Boggerman When I got married I thought it would go down too... The insurance, not the wife.

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      • Head knight of Ni
        Silly K-niggits
        • Mar 2004
        • 1032

        #18
        I'm gonna say the man was the dead sisters husband. Does that make me a psycho? <--- maybe bipolar?
        March 15
        The only good Tedi is a dead Tedi.Conker:Live&Reloaded

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        • dansim
          ive been busy
          • Jun 2001
          • 4479

          #19
          Simple, the woman(1st sister now refered to as tammy) well you see Tammy was a spy for the canadian goverment whos mission it was to get a case from the man(using a hightech pheromone spray perfume he fell madly in love with her and would give her anything), the man gladly giving her the case , was later killed by the grave digger, a russian mafia informant who was also after the case.(the man was burried in the mothers grave aswell) Well you know the russian mafia wont let a woman get away with that so using a differnt yet similar phermone cologne he got involved with Tammy's sister, after a few weeks of subtle hypnotherapy the sister would do whatever he wanted, so one day he sends his girlfriend out to meet tammy for lunch and sends his commands over a radio frequency only the sister can hear...that transmission, kill tammy and get the case. Thats when it happened Sis threw a dinner roll at tammy, a dinner roll of EVIL, tammy being an agent ducks teh dinner roll only to have it hit a waiter at another table, upon impact the dinner roll exploded causing structural damage to the resturant. there were fires every where after a brief fight tammy knocked her sister down and tried to head out of the building but before she could cross teh threshold in the street a burst of gunfire started mowing everyone down infront of the resturant. tammy's only escape would be through the back...past her sis, as she approached her sister burning timbers started to fall from the ceiling, tammy now quikening her pace reached the kitchen doors just as her sister got to her feet, with a quick leap and flying crescent kick Sis knocked tammy over the salad prep station. Tammy now under teh prep station finds a bottle of pepper and takes a handful in to her now clenched fist, sis still after the case pulls her up by here hair draws back her fist, at that moment tammy throws here peppery payload into her sisters face causing a sever allergic reaction, and sis dies, Tammy escapes but will never forget the day she killed her sister....the russian well he got hit by a car while he had a tea cozy on his head(he was a sexual freak)

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          • Jeffy-CanCon
            veteran rec player
            • May 2003
            • 1309

            #20
            Yay! Someone mentioned Canada!

            We have a super-secret agent: Go Tammy!

            Jeff P
            Secretary
            The Canadian Contingent Paintball Club
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            • punkncat
              One foot less
              • Feb 2003
              • 5841

              #21
              Originally posted by e mag

              Dang man , why you wanna go and break out the snopes on me?
              I was going to get everybody really scared of a few members.....lol.

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              • awesomePballer11
                awesome one
                • Mar 2004
                • 54

                #22
                she used some kind of pyrokinetic powers to burn her sister just for the heck of it.
                They will all taste oblivion, which tastes just like Red Bull, which is digusting-O' Malley

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