Don't play with knives...

[Fixion]

...or the home shopping network. A friend just sent this to me, I thought I have seen everything. I was wrong.
Check out this video:

http://user.line.hu/~fixion/pics/misc/knives.mpeg

Its hosted on my server, we'll see how it holds up .

[Zumina]

LMAO what a crappy "Sword".

[Fred]

lol...

what a tool...

its a practice sword, i don't think it'd ever be used for sparring...

[FactsOfLife]

Cue blood! Roll film!

Action!

[Cryer]

EXCELLENT! LOL!

"Folks right now, ... We may need, uh, emergency surgery. In the studio."

[barberjohn]

if you play that over a few times, it really does look like the end of the blade nicked him in the side. looked like it hurt pretty bad from where i saw it. sorta sucks for him since he probably was just told that they are strong swords, and decided to bang one that was a bit brittle on the table. sucks for him .

[Maffer]

if you play that over a few times, it really does look like the end of the blade nicked him in the side. looked like it hurt pretty bad from where i saw it. sorta sucks for him since he probably was just told that they are strong swords, and decided to bang one that was a bit brittle on the table. sucks for him .

Uh yeah... looks real enough to me.

[fuzzynutzipper]

knives/swords are bad... I stabbed myself in the face once... I was cutting twine in a canoe.

Oh, and I've seen that video before... kinda funny.

[crazy carl07]

yeah i cut my finger on time while i had a job as a chef it hurt like a *****

[.tMan]

"That Hurt, Ohhhhh, That Hurt!"

[PyRo]

Ive cut myself plenty of times, it hurts for about 15 seconts, then you just get PO'd that its bleeding, and its a pita to get a clean deep cut like that to stoippp.

[MrWallen]

Ok, so you know those giant pocket knives, you know, the ones with the serrated saws, compasses, and all that good stuff? Well, one day I was gonna use the scissors, only it kinda sprung outta my hand as I was opening it, and the point of the scissors fell straight into the top of my foot (I wasn't wearing any shoes or socks).
Luckily, it bounced right out, and missed any tendons or anything. It was also really weird, because it didn't start bleeding until like 15 seconds after the cut happened. So I'm just sitting there like, "Wtf, mate?", staring at this hole in my foot. That think took like a day to stop bleeding.

[PyRo]

I have lots of experiance in the field of cutting myself with knives and other sharp objects, a clean cut like a blade takes a while to start bleeding for some reason. Hell, i've cut a decent chunk of skin off my hand (about 1cm*1cm, 1/3cm deep), cut down to bone with a knife (a very small one fortunatly), and other stupid things, it always takes awhile to start bleeding.

I will win a darwin award some day

[can'tthink of1]

Funny, I just recently cut myself on a pocket knife Nothing is wrong with knives