The Random Thread

[AllAmericanMag]

I invented Friday.

[ZSigErik]

no, I Invented Friday, and Al Gore invented the internet!!!

[nt2004]

if we are still being random, i made a sig finally. I'm pretty sure its legal.

oh and gerbil

[Bad_Dog]

I have a pet vole in my workshop... his name is Irwin... he likes to eat apples, sunflower seeds, and other stuff that I drop in his aquarium. I've had him for about 2 months now, I got him from a friend who was going to squish him... so now instead of the death penalty I guess he just gets life in jail. I wish I could find a mate for him, but I just cant figure out how to. Every time i set a trap (live trap), I always get mice... stupid things I once had a live trap set and a mouse figured a way to kill itself in the darn thing. Sucker ended up tangled up in the trigger mechanism and before you know it he was a gonner!

I was looking outside our kitchen window a little while back and realized that we had like 20 different types of birds out on the bird feeders. My mom likes feeding the birds so I make her all types of feeders. I like the chipmunks and gophers trhat are attracted to the seed that falls on the ground, last year I got ~30 give or take a few. Heh... I purpously made a ground feeder for them so that I could attract more... just more for the shootin! Last summer we had this chipmunk that used to come up on our deck and eat the seeds he would find. I was going to shoot him but then I figured... eh.. let him live... If anything I can shoot his babies . he just dissappeared I wish that I'd taken him the chance I had, seeing as of how a hawk probably took him anyways. Lately I been shootin em with my new .17HMR rifles. It was so cool the first time I saw what that rifle was capeable of, there was very little left of that gopher.... I wish we had larger critters like squirrels in my yard... They're fun to hunt. Where I live we have a couple of acres of grass between our house and the nearest tree line, so the squirrels dont often make it out to our bird feeders. A hawk or dog or somthing else will usually pick em off before they can make it. When I get older I'm going to buy a house with alot of land, alot of trees, alot of critters, and someplace where it is legal to shoot varmit in your yard. If I werent able to shoot in my yard, I dunno what I'd do with myself. I'd probably spend alot of money traveling between my house and the nearest rifle range which is about 30 min away.

Well I best be getting off to some homework, I like this thread

[punkncat]

I have to pee.
Has anyone seen my remote?
...who made cookies,.....? Hey! I've got a...

[PyRo]

Yay, a post whoreing thread!

[Target Practice]

It hurts when I pee.

[lord1234]

yay post whoring at its finest....datapimp just talked about dirty things in the chat...did yall see?

[Loud Tim]

i keep starting random things on fire the other day i started my freind on fire.
we were drinking at his apartment and he got up from his chair so i sat down.
he never called "seat backs" or "5s and tens" or whatever people say. he comes back wants to sit in the chair i say no way i ganked your chair fair. so he put a choke hold on me and tryed to wrestle me out of the chair. he has like 60 ponds on me so while being choked and drunk i clamly pulled my lighter out of my pocket and started his shirt on fire.
needless to say he let go of the choke hold real fast and didnt bother me about the chair for the rest of the night.

[Kai]

I knew Brak would make an addition to this thread as soon as I entered.

Where's Jonneh?

[Bad_Dog]

Its 12:34 here where I live and I have yet to start my homework. I've been talking to PyRo on AIM for the past 2 hours (help me!) and I havent gotton anywhere. I just finished my 12th soda for the night... and they were all cokes so theres no way in heck I'm getting any sleep tonight. My class starts at 6:30 today so I have to have these 4 essays done in time... yyeeeaaahhhhh like thats gonna happen. Well it's 12:37 now and PyRo's IM window thingey is blinkin.. I better go check it.

[SIGSays]

how many pixies are in a pixie stick?

[ANGEL LCD]

why does deorderant smell so good?
why cant fishes fly?
i dove into a playhouse the other day
i ate 3 packs of roman noddles today

[TecnoRobo]

this post is truly useless without pics
so i present to you the most amazing game ever made

[matmc89]

ZSigErik, NINJAS INVENTED THE INTERNET. I WILL NINJAS STAR YOU!!