I got a girlfriend

[Rather]

mmmmmmmmmmmmhmm

I concur!

And yeah don't waste your time. She will just drag you away from your hobby. THEY ALWAYS DO!!! (unless you met in circumstances regarding paintball, then by all means spend lots on her ).

MEh, single life aint so bad, especially when your openly Not going to go out with anyone EVER! (long personal story). Then its fun to jsut flirt with them.

[Konigballer]

good job, now go knock her up!

.......well, I thought I would just give the kind of quality advice some of my frat friends give me.....

[BobTheCow]

lol... Jeff... ignore the tards... although I don't know what else you could have expected when you started this thread, it's why I didn't...

[magking1971]

Getting a wrong number phonecall does not count as "having a girlfriend".

[Slimm Jimm]

And the self esteem of one more AO'er drops even further.




But at least I still have my gear.

[FalconGuy016]

Hahaha, she wants to play paintball really bad. She isnt the girly girly type of girl, but if I have to pay... I dont know what im going to do

[Thordic]

She isnt the girly girly type of girl

Shes one of the manly types?

[atm743]

you seem soo happy ha i wish i had one mmmmm but when i say that to my self two things keep coming to mind

have a women GOOD THINGS pleaser for me looking at her *** BAD THINGS no more gun money and time playing, can hang out by my self and friends and play socom online!!

or not have a women GOOD THINGS by my self not bothered by her dumb friends, i can play paintball and be able to keep my gun. and the most important thing that i can have some money of my own!!

ill post a thread if i ever get her to dump her damn goth boy friend. ( sorry if i affend anyone that is goth)

good luck with you two!!

[Python14]

She isnt the girly girly type of girl

What? Does she have a penis?

[PyRo]

What? Does she have a penis?

Hermaphrodite

[DJBacon06]

i THINK he means she isn't afraid to go outside and do stuff....and won't cry if she breaks a nail

P.S. YAY

[Brak]

I have a great system, no having to spend money, time, etc on a girlfriend. Yet I still get laid by a good looking girl pretty much anytime I want

i knew most prostitutes give re-visiting customers a discount, but you get THAT much a discount? you must LOVE whores!

[PyRo]

Yup, free whores who only work for me (i'm pretty sure) rock

[dwab3000]

shes probably more manly than me...i got my hair stuck in my car trunk and couldnt get it out...i cried cause it was 10 pm and in a remote area...i had to saw off my dread, which hurts...

now im sad...any way how old are you...if so, no more knocking up jokes...

also make her play paintball...and sneak her in with your backup....my g/f pays for herself since shes sponsored aswell by the feild

[slateman]

Hahaha, she wants to play paintball really bad. She isnt the girly girly type of girl, but if I have to pay... I dont know what im going to do

Oh my young friend. This is the new millennium! Women are equals. Therefore, they have to pay for you!! At least some of the time...

I was being somewhat seroius though. THe first couple dates you should pay, but after that I was always able to at least go dutch. And you don't need money to have a good date, especially here in D.C. There's lots to do.

Then again if your like me and you've lived here your entire life, your tired of hearng about all the stuff there is to do in the nation's capital.