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  • dwab3000
    im not wearing any pants
    • Mar 2004
    • 1072

    #1

    this may seem strange, wait...it is strange

    well, this may be something you would expect of suicidal snyper, but it was me..as for what i did, there is a FREAKIN SKITTLE IN MY NOSE!!!!

    i was devouring a handfull of skittles (or how i call them skibbles ) , and i may of had the most powerful sneeze i have ever had before

    this was in the movie theater (it was actually imax, which made it worse)...so if i shouted i would have been kicked out...

    from me trying to get the 1 skittle out of my nose with a toothpick, i beilieve i have suffered from 4 or so bloody noses...

    if i cant get it out by lets say 12:00 tonight, i will be at the doctors office...

    i just need suggestions, and people to point and laugh at me cause my nostril is all swollen
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  • UltimatePaintballer
    AO's Spell Checker
    • Jun 2003
    • 2548

    #2
    stick butter up there it will slide out
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    • 1stdeadeye
      Still around????
      • Jun 2002
      • 8501

      #3
      Pinch the other nostral and blow hard!

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      • vf-xx
        Henchmen Inc.
        • Nov 2001
        • 3311

        #4
        You're lucky it's only a Skittle. My dad did that with a french fry once.

        Oh the agony of salt on mucus membranes......
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        • MadChild
          Team Eleven
          • Jul 2003
          • 437

          #5
          push the nostril that doesnt have the skittle in it hard and blow a bunch of air out. in other words, Snot Rocket it out lol
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          • Cryer
            Paintball is over.
            • Nov 2002
            • 4105

            #6
            perhaps instead of trying to blow it out, you should suck it back in... You might damage your nostril by trying to force it through the rest of the way. Just dont inhale it... Having a skittles in your nostril is prolly better than one in your lung. Not that I could speak from exerience... Just assuming...

            Worst come to worst... It will prolly dissolve after a while... It is just sugar, right? :o

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            • Lone Wolf2
              "Lone WANG 2"
              • Aug 2002
              • 930

              #7
              in your lung,man that must suck hardcore.

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              • Rather
                Registered User
                • Nov 2002
                • 757

                #8
                On a related note, sugar burns pretty bad too..... doing lines of pixie sticks in teh imitation of crack is not a good idea (although fairly harmless cause its sugar crystals after all). It hurts worse to have something sugary in your nose than the laughter of having something go through your nose.

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                • Lone Wolf2
                  "Lone WANG 2"
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 930

                  #9
                  yea,its pretty painfull to snort sugar,but ammusing

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                  • WickeDKlowN
                    Registered User
                    • Jun 2001
                    • 3098

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Rather
                    On a related note, sugar burns pretty bad too..... doing lines of pixie sticks in teh imitation of crack is not a good idea (although fairly harmless cause its sugar crystals after all).
                    yea, been there done that...
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                    • Major Jam
                      AGD User Since 1992
                      • Dec 2000
                      • 459

                      #11
                      weird... just weird!
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                      • FalconGuy016
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                        • Aug 2002
                        • 6127

                        #12
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                        • Bad_Dog
                          self proclaimed warpaholic
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 1777

                          #13
                          anything up your nose is painfull, weather its sand, salt, sugar, or skittles. maby if you go to the doctor it will come out, because if you got it loged up in there from behind (in your moth) it's not comming out your nostrals. It wont desolve either due to the lack of actual liquids in your sinuses... and leaving it up there for a couple hours too many could result in a serous sinus infection so... dont risk it, get to the doctor ASAP.

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                          • painTech
                            Erg... im a pirate
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 282

                            #14
                            go tot he docter, if your not ghetto its onlylike $10 on co-pay.

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                            • Trigger_Happy
                              Magic Elf #02485
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 807

                              #15
                              Originally posted by painTech
                              go tot he docter, if your not ghetto its onlylike $10 on co-pay.
                              Your entertaining (mis)use of the comma makes this sound like a racial slur. I'm reporting you.






























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