Pick Up Lines!
Lets hear some of those smooth pickup lines ya'll! I'll post some later.
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Team Hip Hop Assassins -
'The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word...'
'I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock...'
'Is that a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them?'
'If you were a car door, I would slam you all night long...'
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH thats a bad one!
Geek Pickup Lines
- I'd like to play on your laptop.
- Need me to unzip your files?
- If you were an ISP, I'd dial you all day long!
- I've got a 21 inch... (monitor)
Keep adding.Team Hip Hop Assassins -
Want to see my cocker?Comment
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A friend of mine tried this...be forwarned it doesnt work, just gets ya a big old slap
"Suck Me Beautiful"Comment
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never use.....
i lost my phone number, can i have yoursTough Times Wont Last Forever...
Tough People Will ~ Darryl Kile R.I.P. 2002Comment
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are you jamacan, cuz jamacan me crazy
u must be tired cuz uve been running thru my mind all night
you shoulda heard the sound i heard when i saw you, DUURRRR OOOOOO DUURRRRR OOOOOO DURRRRR OOOOOO, thats the sound of an ambulance cuz u broke my heart(night at the roxbury)
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hahah zvanut, you stole mine, my brother actually used that one once when he was like 10, and the girl was like 20, lol.
uummm, i know a whole bunch but it's too late to think.
-do you drink alotta milk? cause you'd do my body good(or something like that)
-"were either of your parents theives?" 'no, why' ," because they must have stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes" (now THAT'S cheesy)
i know way more but like i said, can't think right now, i'll post more laterComment
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would you like to inspect my gadjet?Comment
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Damn, Girl. Your lookin like a speeding ticket, you got "FINE" written all over you.- or something like that
"show me your breasts"- thats gotta be Howerd Stern or Hugh Heffner
lets get the bacon a' shakin'This Event Really Did happen On the West Coast Of The U.S.A. In WWII the Japanese Constructed Balloons With Bombs On Them. They Would Float Them Into The U.S.A. Through The Pacific Airstream That Crossed The pacific.
"A little while after WWII, some kids on a fieldtrip discovered an unexploded bomb. They threw rocks at it until they got some real results." <-- The Moral? DO NOT THROW ROCKS!
"Is It Possible To Measure Peer Pressure In PSI?"
micromag s/n 003554
need a pic?- http://www.geocities.com/unblood/Paintball.htmlComment
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biodome has some good onesTough Times Wont Last Forever...
Tough People Will ~ Darryl Kile R.I.P. 2002Comment
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Biodome...now there is a movie worthy of praise...Whoa, Faulkners got 3 nipples?Comment
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I liked boidome... Funny... I'm such a pw...
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Good Traders:
Tunaman, K-villeplayer, Magman007, Mastersconi, Jon/xpm, Kenndogg
My feedback if you've dealt with me, leave some...
Fruitcat: it's what AO doesn't like.
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Here is one for the Holiday season "Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas."
Grey PF Automag
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The Simpsons rule!
Memorable Simpsons quotes:
1)"Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays... please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot..."-Abe Simpson
2)Patty: "Any questions?"
Otto: "Yeah, one: Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but you WERE born a man, weren't you? You can tell me... I'm open-minded."Comment
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Originally posted by ThePatriot
A friend of mine tried this...be forwarned it doesnt work, just gets ya a big old slap
"Suck Me Beautiful"
Whatcha talkin about?! It works like a charm.Comment
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was your father a meat burglar cuz it looks like someone stole 2 fine christmas hams and stuffed em down the back of your dressComment
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