Pick Up Lines!

[Ant]

isn't that a quote from ladies man?

[ThePatriot]

Yea it is, man come up with your own pickup lines...or at least copy them from decent movies...if that a test tube in my pocket or am i just happy to see you?

[DYE-BaLLeR]

dude ladies man is an awesome movie its better then the patriot

[shartley]

My Wife 'Picked' me up... She asked me over to my sister's house for the weekend (because I had not seen her in a while), and we were going to go out that evening.

I was not at my Wife's house (future Wife at the time)for more than 15 minutes (I stopped in there first since my sister was not home from work yet) and she was giving me shots of Tequila (my kind of woman!)... we *DID* go out that night, but I never did end up spending a single night at my Sister's place. And I did not make it home either. We started living together a week later.

I guess the 'pick-up' line would have been "Would you like a drink?"...

I guess the moral of the story is... keep it simple. Be honest. And be yourself!

(Oh, and she liked to ask.. "What do Cowboys do behind their hats?".... made her ask me all evening until I finally showed her. )

[Cha0tic]

hey shartley, can you just post your pickup lines. i know you like your essays though...

[shartley]

LOL I don't actually HAVE any. Never was the type to use them either.

That is the great thing about "Country Music", you can let the Song do the talking. Wait until the right song comes along, and ask her to dance. What song is playing will be your pickup line (in a way) or at least set them mood or direction you want to take. It is not the same as in a *disco* or *dance club*.

If things are right, they happen... easy to do when you are actually *touching* your partner... *dance* music is all about show and about the individual, while *country* is about each other. Anyone can grind hips and gyrate around the floor... but belly rubbing is *intimate*, sexual yes, yet not without class. Plus, you can actually still talk while dancing... easy to do when you are so close.

I want to dance with my partner, *not* be involved in some aerobics class... The aerobics come later!

I hope this was not too long.. LOL I guess I am saying to let your quarter in the jukebox be your pickup line. It is so much easier, and if you are shot down, you can blame it on the song or that she just did not feel like dancing. And who knows.... she may have a friend who *does* feel like dancing , and you did not blow future opportunities!

[wicked_mag]

Is that a keg in your back pocket cuz i no i wanna tap that azz!

[ZeezNutz]

girl you like a ball point pen so fine!

i have no idea where this one came from but it doesnt work.

[BTAutoMag]

you make my software hard.

lets play canon, ill lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

that shirt looks good on you but it would look better crumpled up at the end of my bed.

that shirt is very becoming on you... then again if i was that shirt i would becoming on you too.

lets play basketball, now dribble my balls.

baby, baby, put down the gun

[DYE-BaLLeR]

a little dirty but that last one is funny

[wicked_mag]

Hahahah lol BTautomag those r good

[BTAutoMag]

thank you thank you. they're a dime a dozen but i'll take a nickel for ten if you want

[BTAutoMag]

hey should i post a yo mamma so fat thread

[covadsucks]

Is that a keg in yer pants, cuz I wanna tap that a$$!!!!!!!!!

If looks were dooty, you'd be the sh*t!!!!!!!!!

Nice Shoes...Wanna *$#@????

Now these are only lines that'll get yer butt kicked by women...
but they are kinda funny.

[MagMan5446]

Originally posted by covadsucks
Is that a keg in yer pants, cuz I wanna tap that a$$!!!!!!!!!

If looks were dooty, you'd be the sh*t!!!!!!!!!

Nice Shoes...Wanna *$#@????

Now these are only lines that'll get yer butt kicked by women...
but they are kinda funny.

Women will not kick your butt for saying those. I've said all of them. Except the 2nd one, that one is.....weird.