Once Upon a Time : By J. Coffey and FooTemps

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  • MajorDamage
    King of Polyester!
    • Dec 2000
    • 3141

    #16
    lol, ok. Whats the big deal with having story time? ITS FUN! And I wouldn't call it postwhoring, It's not like i'm just putting stuff like "Yes, I agree...".

    ENDO!
    Oldskool

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    • Thordic
      AFTICA
      • May 2001
      • 5986

      #17
      Telling a story a few paragraphs or a page at a time, yes. Telling a story sentences at a time is post whoring

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      • X-Plosive
        AO's sexiest member, and biggest post whore :)
        • Mar 2001
        • 1807

        #18
        Interesting story. I think that after you average 10 posts a day your postcounter should just read "POSTWHORE"


        Taking mags apart is fun, its even more fun when you don't know what you're doing

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        • udtseal
          Registered User
          • Sep 2001
          • 702

          #19
          Wow i dident know that post count was so important to everyone.... does it affect the way you live your life? Can you not function because someone posts a lot on the forum? Let them have fun. And just stop with this "postwhore" crap. jeezuz....

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          • CoFFeY[NiTrO]
            battle royale
            • Sep 2001
            • 3222

            #20
            You know what?!?!?
            If we are post whoreing maybe you are too!
            "Hmm....I think I could start a riot about post whoreing here. Maybe I will go up in posting for saying "hey quit post whoring" or ""your 10 post per day is insane."

            Keep in mind we have 24 hours to post ten posts. Think about it. Not very hard at all to accomplish with out postwhoreing. If he was post whoreing he could be on for an hour and get 10 posts. Geeze, I mean you could be on for 10 minutes and post 10 times. You actauly have 24 hours!!!!

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            • Tbone
              hmm
              • Jul 2001
              • 527

              #21
              .............continuing the story (now that everyone has gotten out their anger about postwhoring)...

              ....and then they all ran over to the autococker factory where they showed the awesome power of the Yatta to the WGP elves. The elves, overcome with joy, decided not to allow the every single company on the paintball market to develop their own version of the autococker. The elves then gathered all the excess chrome of the world (since it was not being used to make endless versions of autocockers) and constructed a HUGE monument to Yatta. Around this monument, they built a city and named it Yattapolis. The elves and the gonads lived peacefully in this city until one day......
              me

              "You can only hide your lack of game with your Rate of Fire for so long." - RobAGD

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              • FooTemps
                HURRRR
                • Sep 2001
                • 6702

                #22
                ... A GIANT RACCOON SAW THE MONUMENT! UH OH! The raccoon, being attracted to shiny things, attacked the city and took the monument. The city of Yattapolis was now very sad. Then, the fruits that sang the yatta parody and richord simons started to sell PSYCO BEARS!
                ...

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                • MajorDamage
                  King of Polyester!
                  • Dec 2000
                  • 3141

                  #23
                  ...then they evil <B>GORNADS</B> came and struck those infamous testes known as the <B>GONADS</B> with Oldschool Strife so powerful the monument cracked in half while that crazy little raccoon(later to be named "Wilbur the Great") was carrying it off to his forbidden hideaway of despair! The Gonads were beaten till they were black and blue! They cried and hid in <B>Micah's House of Love</B> for weeks upon days! Then the Keeper of the cheese reached into his big hairy pocket of solitude, hoping to pull out the Oldschool weapon of despair known as <B>Oldman Witherspoon's Magical Shotgun of Justice</B>, but when his massive claw-like hand(being that it actually was a metal claw made out of...metal) came out of the hairy pocket, he opened his hand to reveal...

                  <B>TO BE CONTINUED</B>...Oldschool!

                  ENDO!
                  Oldskool

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                  • FooTemps
                    HURRRR
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 6702

                    #24
                    A CHROME CHICKEN WITH A SNOWBOARD! Then everyone had an urge to go snowboarding in dangerous places where they could take jumps that could propell them out of the atomosphere. While they were snowboarding, Richard Simons threw a band member of Haptai at the Keeper of the Cheese. The leafy underwear instantly turned the Keeper of the Cheese into a supermodel that could...

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                    • CHl2IS
                      Proud SFL E-Mag owner
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 267

                      #25
                      lol this is too funny... can i join??
                      In search of new front player.

                      Will trade current front player for a better one.

                      Small target, and runs fast when the word FOOD is yelled.


                      AO member 4 life

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                      • MajorDamage
                        King of Polyester!
                        • Dec 2000
                        • 3141

                        #26
                        ...unleash oldschool death on everyone who had strife in their hearts! So all the Gornads ceased to exist because one of their own was magically changed into Heidi Cloom! All the Gonads rejoiced and built a new monument to Yatta with used bubblegum and some assorted play-doh! It was better than the first, and smelled like grape Bubble Yum! They rejoiced with magical games of exploding chickens! It was a grand ol' time! <B>UNTIL...</B>

                        TO BE CONTINUED!...OLDSCHOOL!

                        ENDO!
                        Oldskool

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                        • FooTemps
                          HURRRR
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 6702

                          #27
                          the semi-agravated furby showed up... The furby, being semi-agravated, ate all the bubble gum monument in one bite but later died because he was dangerously alergic to play-doh. Then, Richard Simons started selling psyco pears for the price of 10.99 + shipping & handling. The gonads went into a psyco pear craze and renamed the city to psycopearopolis. Everyone was fine and dandy until that fateful day when...









                          THE SPELL CHECKER WEBSITE BECAME A PAY SITE!!! The city of psycopearopolis was in a state of crisis and couldn't spell correctly. Eventually "psyco pear" was spelled "YATTA!" and the city was renamed to....

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                          • MajorDamage
                            King of Polyester!
                            • Dec 2000
                            • 3141

                            #28
                            SuperGrumbleAntiGravitySnickerPuddingoplois! It waqs the latest craze since fried semi agrivated furby(which became a popular dish after his demise)! Then the Gonads, having no monument to worship in awe, built themselves a fried duck made of fried duck! It was seven pounds, and was fried to perfection! They ate it and were very happy once again! A little Canadian midget hobo who at one time was a carnie came to town, bringing with him a cloud of refreshment! The Gonads were quite pleased with this, because they were lusting for refreshment after that duck! Then Bobby and Cosuin Oliver talked to Alice about the dance where she met Sam! <B>OH BOY!</B> That guy really creeps out the elderly! <B>OH BOY!</B> Well them there Gonads were upset that no craziness had been bestown opun them in a few sentences, so they came up to FooTemps and were all like "YATTA!...WEEEEEEEEE! <B>OH BOY!</B>" and <B>THEN</B> FooTemps was all like...

                            TO BE CONTINUED! <B>YEAH BUDDY!</B>

                            ENDO!
                            Oldskool

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                            • FooTemps
                              HURRRR
                              • Sep 2001
                              • 6702

                              #29
                              "...I AM GOING TO EAT YOU! GRRRRRRRRRRR! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!"

                              The gonads were very terrified and started to run away... They then called the aid of Wilbur the Great to fight me. Wilbur the Great, being the giant raccoon, tried to fight me, being the giant footemps. We fought and fought but in the end there was no victor. The town was ravaged and the raccoon and I became good friends. We all then went to the giant bar to drink giant drinks. The gonads all followed us there and they jumped into a glass of XO beer when...

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                              • MajorDamage
                                King of Polyester!
                                • Dec 2000
                                • 3141

                                #30
                                A GIANT ALIEN FOOTBALL PLAYER NAMED Desmo Alarnasciene TRASHED THE XO BEER! Desmo then yelled with fearce anger "<B>DO NOT drink these GONADS! They play a vital role in the history of the galaxy! Destroying them will screw everything up! OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD SCHOOL!</B>" FooTemps then said "WHATSAMATA YOU!?" and Desmo said "I AM FROM THE FUTURE! Give me gold! And I may not eat you brain with a gigantic swizzle stick!" Then Foo said "Whatcha Talkin' Bout Desmo!?" The two then got into a lethal fight(with lots of hazing) and Wilbur the Great stumbeled around, drunk on his own glass of beer, and accedentally knocked FooTemps and Desmo into Desmo's "Magical Spaceship of Magical" and it somehow went into "auto-flyerthingy" and it took off with Foo and Desmo inside, flying to some unknown location! And Wilbur's tail was caught in the hatch! So he was dragged along! But he after they went into space Wilbur ran out of air! So he's dead. <B>AND THEN...</B>

                                TO BE CONTINUED!

                                ENDO!
                                Oldskool

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