So, what did you learn today?

[Hasty8]

Everyone, during their academic career, will have one special teach that will touch you in a special way.

NOT THAT WAY you sickos!

I mean this teacher will touch you so profoundly (quit it!) that their words will stay with you forever.

For me, this teach told me something very important and it goes like this:

"Even after you leave school and enter the world you will learn at least one new fact each and every day. The trick is to know what the new fact is a keep it with you.

With that in mind I am starting this thread. Let's post the new things we learn each day.

I'll go first.

I learned today a very valuable lesson.

Cologne on body is good. Cologne on the twig and giggleberries is bad.

Very bad.

So, what did you learn today?

[CaptaiN_JacK]

hugo boss cologne stains clothes. my mom said spray it on skin, because the oils keep it on better all day than clothes can? even if thats not true, i still learned a valuable lesson, at the expence of a t-shirt

[brianlojeck]

What I learned

1:
Even if you gut social services, and have a ketchup packet legally declared a serving of vegetables in school lunch programs, and run up the deficit beyond all imagining, when you die people will say you were the best president ever.

2:
Happy Wife, Happy Life.

3:
Yes, I should have finished school when I was a young man.

4:
When my mom kept nagging me about #3 in my younger days, she wasn't nagging me, she was warning me.

5:
Wearing a cup in paintball is a good thing.

6:
Never Fry Bacon Naked (that's the title of a cookbook I'm working on by the way, IT'S MINE!)

[Hasty8]

hugo boss cologne stains clothes. my mom said spray it on skin, because the oils keep it on better all day than clothes can? even if thats not true, i still learned a valuable lesson, at the expence of a t-shirt

Yes, the oild can stain some fabrics but there is a downside to spraying the cologne directly on yourself. The chemicals in the fragrance will mix with your body chemicals and actually change the scent. Not so much that anyone would notice but it does change.

My solution? Spray my cologne on my undershirt and let it dry before finishing getting dressed.

[penguinpunk555]

My dong grows a little bit everyday.

[Hasty8]

My dong grows a little bit everyday.

Try and keep the posts to something useful at least.

[Stix]

Teacher's Quote

"Some people eventually grow up; other's just grow."

[ZSigErik]

To quote a great song by the great band Buchanan:

"There's nothing you can take on the day you die,
That you didn't have the day you were born."

Remember that and live life everyday to your fullest.

[chairman_mao]

Boiling acid wax defeats even the most powerful kung fu master

[Kevn 419]

i learned all of the above today

[ZSigErik]

i learned all of the above today

nicely done, witty fellow.

[dwab3000]

i learned.....
1) that the older the house faster it will burn
2)dont make feminists mad (they hit in sensitive areas)
3)dont annoy cops
5)how to skip 4


oh and ive been learning swing dance

[brianlojeck]

i learned.....
1) that the older the house faster it will burn
2)dont make feminists mad
3)dont annoy cops

Did a feminist cop set your house on fire after you annoyed her?

[logamus]

i learned that a rusty chainsaw can fix alot of my problems in life.

[Kevn 419]

i learned that a rusty chainsaw can fix alot of my problems in life.

rofl :rofl: