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  • bornl33t
    hello lamewads
    • Oct 2000
    • 4463

    #1

    Beer contains female hormone

    Scientist in the us discovered that beer contains trace elements of the female hormone. They tested their theory on 100 men by giving them 12 pints over a one hour period. The result was that all test subjects were speaking gibberish and couldn't drive.
  • Blazestorm
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    • Feb 2002
    • 3523

    #2
    Heard it before

    But yeah
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    • Load SM5
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      • Oct 2000
      • 6772

      #3
      My wife did'nt really laugh when I read that out loud..............


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      • FactsOfLife
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        • May 2002
        • 2504

        #4
        Thank G-d I only drink Guinness...

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        • GreasyPigeon
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          • Aug 2002
          • 698

          #5
          maybe

          maybe thats i awlays want to watch opra after i drink
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          • ZSigErik
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            • Dec 2001
            • 829

            #6
            Originally posted by GreasyPigeon
            maybe thats i awlays want to watch opra after i drink
            ...what?
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            • cphilip
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              • Jun 2026
              • 16216

              #7
              this explains why I feel so pretty after I drink too much of it!


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              • Heat
                hello lamewads
                • Oct 2000
                • 4463

                #8
                Originally posted by cphilip
                this explains why I feel so pretty after I drink too much of it!
                kekekekekekekke that's funny

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                • Bad_Dog
                  self proclaimed warpaholic
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 1777

                  #9
                  origionally posted by cphilip,
                  this explains why I feel so pretty after I drink
                  maby its that long femanine hair?


                  oh great... I'm in for it this time...

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                  • Big'n slo
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                    • Mar 2003
                    • 1909

                    #10
                    Yeah, like that'll stop me

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                    • RevBrown
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                      • Feb 2004
                      • 451

                      #11
                      Originally posted by FactsOfLife
                      Thank G-d I only drink Guinness...
                      Cause it gives ya strength. It truly is the only beverage



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                      • RenagadeOfFunkRTPcf
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                        • Aug 2003
                        • 2302

                        #12
                        ...i guess thats why i stay sober...and hopefully the rest of my life...

                        FACT: beer does contain female hormones, which heavy-moderate drinking leads to enlarged male breasts...it also does something to the liver and the brain but i forgot
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                        • 1stdeadeye
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                          • Jun 2002
                          • 8501

                          #13




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                          • Brak
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                            • Sep 2002
                            • 1996

                            #14
                            Originally posted by RenagadeOfFunkRTPcf
                            ...i guess thats why i stay sober...and hopefully the rest of my life...

                            FACT: beer does contain female hormones, which heavy-moderate drinking leads to enlarged male breasts...it also does something to the liver and the brain but i forgot
                            because you were too smashed when someone told you?
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                            • 1stdeadeye
                              Still around????
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 8501

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Bad_Dog
                              maby its that long femanine hair?


                              oh great... I'm in for it this time...
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