The telemarketer hung up on me :(

[PyRo]

They were selling somthing, I just said "I don't have a credit card". And they hung up, worked twice :). I think I will get rid of all of them this way. Although I guess if they're trying to get you to sign up for a credit card it wouldn't work. If they're selling credit cards I will just tell them about how I get $3,000 on one card, stopped paying the bills and those suckers arn't doing anything about it then ask if I can do it with their card too :)

[WickeDKlowN]

I think I'll try that next time...

[WingMan13]

Hey, i just tell them to go F themselves!
Gets you off their list real quick.

[AcemanPB]

I tell them they got the wrong phone number.

[1stdeadeye]

I tell them to put me on their "Do Not Call" list. Then if they call me again, I can sue!!

[gamarada717]

When they call, I act all stupid. I'm like..."How do you spell you name again? Where is that located? How do you spell that?". They usually say that they'll call at a better time.

[skife]

whats really fun, is to inquire about their product make them think your actually interested in buying it, so finally when they think "OMG I"VE MADE MY FIRST SALE" your all like "well i can't afford it right now, i'll probably never be able to afford it" and then you can just picture the smile drop off of their jaw.

[Echo419]

Alrite so when they call me heres how it usually goes.

Them Hello Sir How are you this evening
Me Good
Them I am calling on behalf of th...
Me Actually im in the middle of dinner, can i have you home phone # so i can call you back
Them I'm sorry sir we cant give out our na...
Me No well ok, can i get your home adress?
Them I'm sorry sir we cant give out our adres..
Me Then why then why the hell do you call me if you dont want to talk?
Them Is there a better time we can call
Me Hmmmm lets see, whats your home number and ill call you

AND thats how it normall goes

[PyRo]

I tell them to put me on their "Do Not Call" list. Then if they call me again, I can sue!!

You cannot sue, some gov't agency fines them $10,000 or somthing. You dont' see a cent.

[FreakBaller12]

Alrite so when they call me heres how it usually goes.

Them Hello Sir How are you this evening
Me Good
Them I am calling on behalf of th...
Me Actually im in the middle of dinner, can i have you home phone # so i can call you back
Them I'm sorry sir we cant give out our na...
Me No well ok, can i get your home adress?
Them I'm sorry sir we cant give out our adres..
Me Then why then why the hell do you call me if you dont want to talk?
Them Is there a better time we can call
Me Hmmmm lets see, whats your home number and ill call you

AND thats how it normall goes

You got that from seinfeld!!!!!

and then the guy is like well we're not aloud to do that, and Jerrys like well you don't like being called at home, and he's like uhh and then Jerry is like well know you know how i feel and hangs up.




stealer!

[Echo419]

ACtually *****. I've never watched a show of that

-Love you too Toyota....

~*AO*~ DPB PRide

[1stdeadeye]

You cannot sue, some gov't agency fines them $10,000 or somthing. You dont' see a cent.

Check NJ law buddy! I can sue them!

Telemarketers!

[taylor492]

We used to get a bunch of calls from at&t advertising this 25 dollar long distance rate. They would call like 2 times a day. So after a couple days, they'd call and go threw the shpeel and inevitably theyd ask me what i pay. So i wised up and started telling them i pay 20 a month long distance. Really threw them for a loop.

[TheTramp]

I've done a lot of fun stuff to these people. One of my fav's in saying something along the line of "tell me all about it" and then just putting the phone down. It's best if you have speaker phone. Before I got on the do not call list I used to do this and see which telemarketers would think I was still there the longest.

This also works if you say "can you hold on for one second..." and then just not come back.

[Evil Preacher]

My best was one for my mom,

I pretended to cry and told them that she just died the day before. They never called back. Of course she was rolling on the couch laughing at the time.