I love my cat

[BTAutoMag]

ok this is funny, sad, and probably painful to all you male readers. my cat was sitting on my lap while i was surfing through AO. well i shifted in my seat and she lost her balance. in mid fall she gabbed on to the closest thing she could reach with her claws. which means her back claws went straight into my thigh and her front claws went into something that is very near and dear to the male population . needless to say, im bleeding out of my thigh and other parts and ill say so long for a bit while i go clean out my wounds

[Ni cD]

You poor, poor man...:o

[MajorDamage]

LOL! YOU ARE BREEDING OUT OF YOUR THIGH!? Thats very odd! lol, sorry to hear about that man!

ENDO!

[Failure]

The worst part about cat scratches, besides the immense pain, is that the wounds burn and itch. I have a cat and he's done this to me quite a bit. Not scratching my manliness but my thighs, face, arms, everywhere else. I hate the way it burns afterward. He loves to sit in your lap,[sarcasm] being as agile as he is[/sarcasm], usually winds up sliding off to the side and digging his razor sharp claws into your leg until you grab him by anything you can to keep him from falling and you getting ripped to shreds.....

[udtseal]

My ferrets sometimes crawl up my pant leg and I go !!! Sorry to hear about that.

[Failure]

ferrets smell!!

[Zumina]

hey man, I breed out of my hips too; it's normal right??? Kill that cat and buy a dog.

[Maghappy]

WOO HOOO go dogs! sory bout you purple headed yogurt slinger lol if u catch my drift

[rifleman]

lol, thats kinda freaky considering my cats on my lap too right .....

[the JoKeR]

I love cats. They "Pop" when you cook 'em!

[spacemanspiff]

Hey cats are good for one thing. Target practice they scurry all over like a newbie in a bunker ( No offense to the newbies)

[irbodden]

Originally posted by spacemanspiff
Hey cats are good for one thing. Target practice they scurry all over like a newbie in a bunker ( No offense to the newbies)

Yeah animal cruelty is "real cool".

.. I can handle jokes that relate to cooking cat, thats a long standing joke, but shooting the poor felines?

[covadsucks]

Irbodden's right...The lil critter's are too fast to light up...you gotta use some food as bait!

[spacemanspiff]

I like to turn up my velocity all the way and knock out the little sobs.
Are you kidding I would never shoot a cat or dog that is just WRONG. GEES don't get you panties in a knot. Just kiddin around. I have a dog myself I wouldn't even think about shooting her.

[MajorDamage]

Originally posted by the JoKeR
I love cats. They "Pop" when you cook 'em!

lol, thats funny . But whats the big deal about shooting a dog with a paintball gun? I don't, but I mean you shoot humans and alot of dogs are tougher than humans . But I shot at a cat once, there is this cat that likes to hang out on our porch, and poop all over the place lol. I got mad one day and shot my spyder at it hehe, don't think I hit it hit it, just chased it away.

ENDO!