Military NOT TO DO list by spc schwarz

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  • bornl33t
    hello lamewads
    • Oct 2000
    • 4463
    #1

    Military NOT TO DO list by spc schwarz

    Text » SPC Schwarz
    http://albinoblacksheep.com/text/rules.php
    Text file titled SPC Schwarz



    LOL I love this...
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    • vf-xx
      Henchmen Inc.
      • Nov 2001
      • 3311
      #2
      AKA: 213 things that Sparky's not allowed to do in the US Armed forces.

      One of my favorites:

      Not allowed to drink a quart of red food coloring before a urnine test, then scream during said test.
      -- Feedback--

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        • ß?µ£ §mµ®ƒ
          University of Rochester
          • Aug 2003
          • 1012
          #3
          my favorite

          142 :"'Calvin-Ball' is not authorized PT. "

          I take the Calvin ball jump over the swamp dig a tunnel under the street run across the neighbors yard and score on thier mail box, x3 points for being undetected
          • AGD "Yea well our intention is to
            take over the world....one country at a time..... :)"
          • Rt Pro X Valved Warp fed My Rtp
          • Props to Echo for the sig

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            • lord1234
              College Boy Spydarm
              • Apr 2003
              • 1558
              #4
              repost...

              search before u post
              A Sanchez Machine Distributor
              Ask me about my US Armed Forces, Law Enforcement and Fire Department Discount
              PBN Feedback
              AO feedback
              EBAY feedback

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                • tribalman
                  Registered User
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 719
                  #5
                  wow....just...wow. i couldn't stop laughing. kinda makes me wanna join the military just to try out a few of those. i bet if the guy tried, the banana dance could be on the list.
                  e-mag 226
                  flashed with 1.31

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                    • tippmannhunter8
                      Where's the money Lebowski
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 556
                      #6
                      My feedback: http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?t=160440

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                        • Heat
                          hello lamewads
                          • Oct 2000
                          • 4463
                          #7
                          Originally posted by lord1234
                          repost...

                          search before u post
                          oh wait I got a one liner for you..


                          piss off

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                            • slateman
                              Registered User
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 1346
                              #8
                              Yea, its old. But who cares?! Still funny.
                              BrockSampson "I see dead people..."



                              and once I see them, I make sweet, sweet love...

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                                • Rooster
                                  Registered User
                                  • Oct 2000
                                  • 1069
                                  #9
                                  My favorite, most likely becuase its the one I would want to do: "Woad is not camouflage makeup."


                                  "They can't take away our freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!"

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                                    • PissedGodzilla
                                      Killswitch Engaged....
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 618
                                      #10
                                      I am not the Psychological Warfare Mascot.


                                      ICON-E (Upgraded enough to PwN jOo...)

                                      Mostofamag, My logic-framed,railed,and foregripped Mag

                                      Click here to see pics of the guns!!!

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                                        • PyRo
                                          President Bioloaf inc.
                                          • Dec 2000
                                          • 10186
                                          #11
                                          I am not authorized to start jihad
                                          The guards are not stormtroopers and I should not tell them you don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you've been looking for

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                                            • Heat
                                              hello lamewads
                                              • Oct 2000
                                              • 4463
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by tribalman
                                              wow....just...wow. i couldn't stop laughing. kinda makes me wanna join the military just to try out a few of those. i bet if the guy tried, the banana dance could be on the list.
                                              it's not a banana dance... but for us counter strike ppl this is just as funny....the bunny hop

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                                                • Skoad
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 3265
                                                  #13
                                                  bunnyhopping was better used in tfc than cs

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