Paintball do not do list

[Lohman446]

Ok, we saw the miliary one, so I think we should start a paintball one - things your team captian, team members, or friends have told you involving paintball.

1) Since you are the designated driver expect not to see all the pictures in the magazines, turning around to look at them is not appopriate.
2) Navigate better - making up lost time by doing 90MPH through the curves is not the right way to make up time from being lost.
3) Four way stops are NOT optional at 5AM regardless if you say they are.
4) Paintball is not a religion.
5) Shooting a member of your team off the break just to make things more challenging in a tournament is unaccetable.
6) Having a copy of the rules in a pod rather than paint, and pulling it out on field to argue with refs will generally not help you win arguments.
7) Never challenge a chrono ref by saying "no way you make this marker bounce"

Yeh.. Im sure I have more.. but lets see them

[sharpshooter1286]

-Never shoot your own team.
-Never laugh uncontrollably at your friend waving his squeegee above his bunker yelling "WANKER WANKER WANKER" and then proceed to be bunkered.
-Newbies asking you if your gun is automatic is not justification to shoot them a few extra times on the field.
-When the ref asks for someone who doesn't care about getting hit, don't be the macho man here, stay on your team for now.

[_tMAN]

Do Not Not Carry Extra Batteries With You, You'll Need Them No Matter What

[Surreal]

never, under any circumstances, hit the other teams 40 off the break without first telling your team you intend on doing so, then proceeding to be shot in the back 4-28 times.

[dj89]

Thing not to tell a ref.
1.
2.Hey, you must've have got shot like 10 times keep up with me. Good job!
3.I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a ref?
4.You're not gonna check the bounce, are you?
5.I pay your salary!
6.Gee, ref! That's terrific. The last ref only gave me a warning, too!
7.Do you know why you called me out? Okay, just so one of us does.

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a barrel condom does not work in bed

[Head knight of Ni]

-Under no circumstances may you turn your hopper into a bong.

-you are to refrain from "singing pop goes the weasel" while snap shooting.

-don't use the rental tippmanns in "hand to hand" combat.
-nor as an entrenching tool

-never refer to someones marker as "AGG"

-don't point and laugh when a Ref gets shot.

-don't ask the guy with the Timmy how much he paid for that cool spyder.

-Don't ask someone how much they paid for their marker then procede to laugh in their face.

-never challenge Jeremy Salm to a Ninja duel.
-or a sniping duel for that matter.

[Bad_Dog]

a barrel condom does not work in bed

*cough* fricton burn! *cough*

~if you get eliminated in a game, and in your little tizzy forget to say "hit" as you walk off the field.... so that your man on the 50 gets bunkered by 3 people at once will ultimatly lead to your funural.

~trying to camoflage yourself to a hyperball tube doesnt work

~if you think you can make it to the other teams 40 and turn towards your own team... it definatly doesnt work in a 3 man competition (especially if your team jerseys are opposite colors)