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  • cphilip
    Former Moderator

    • Jun 2026
    • 16216
    #1

    Joke o da day

    A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying
    home because she is not feeling well.
    "What's the matter?" he asks.
    "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
    "What the hell is anal glaucoma?
    "I can't see my arse coming into work today."


    AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

    cphilip.com
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    • Mango
      i cant wait to blog this
      • Feb 2002
      • 4557
      #2
      /chuckle

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        • BobTheCow63
          IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
          • Dec 2002
          • 3832
          #3
          Hahaha, that ended up being a lot cleaner than I could have anticipated from the setup...
          Calling all Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina, and other east coast AOers...

          AO Mid-Atlantic Meet (planning stages)

          Let us know what dates and locations work for you!!

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            • ß?µ£ §mµ®ƒ
              University of Rochester
              • Aug 2003
              • 1012
              #4
              haha chuckle
              • AGD "Yea well our intention is to
                take over the world....one country at a time..... :)"
              • Rt Pro X Valved Warp fed My Rtp
              • Props to Echo for the sig

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                • Fatjon
                  Fat Juggalo
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 1031
                  #5
                  lol thats a good one

                  Props to echo419 for the sig

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                    • Target Practice
                      irc.zirc.org:6667 = chat!
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 3180
                      #6
                      Hehehehehe.


                      "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

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                        • The Frymarker
                          #7
                          Unka Phil

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                            • Echo419
                              Registered User
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 2614
                              #8
                              [laugh]good one[/laugh]
                              ANGEL, MASK, PANTS, LOADER, GUITAR, PADS, EVERYTHING FOR SALE
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                                • 1stdeadeye
                                  Still around????
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 8501
                                  #9
                                  Wow that is an old one.

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                                    • paintbattler
                                      Mags > Cockers
                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 2754
                                      #10
                                      hahaha
                                      why did the rooster cross the road?


                                      so he wouldnt be a chicken
                                      Someone took away my cool sig. *cough*mod*cough*

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                                        • tribalman
                                          Registered User
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 719
                                          #11
                                          i just read this on pvp

                                          did you hear the joke about the canibal who dumped his girlfriend?



                                          .......think about it.....
                                          e-mag 226
                                          flashed with 1.31

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