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  • Mango
    i cant wait to blog this
    • Feb 2002
    • 4557

    #1

    *Breaking News* US INVASION!



    New York City has apparently been invaded by the Imperial Army of the Empire. TIE Fighters hover above the city, while armed stormtroopers and Imperial Guard patrol the streets. Civilians have been asked to remain calm, and stay out of the street. The Air Force, National Guard, and Army have all made attempts to thwart the invasion, however these were not the stormtroopers they were all looking for. Let's go on the scene to our correspondent, Jek Porkins. Jek? How's it going out there?
  • Fred
    AO Zealot
    • Feb 2002
    • 2624

    #2
    Porkins is ALIVE!!!

    that's a good one mango!

    ---Fred
    Warp Feed Evangelist
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    • Mango
      i cant wait to blog this
      • Feb 2002
      • 4557

      #3
      oh noes!

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      • GrassNinja
        Registered User
        • Mar 2003
        • 378

        #4
        Wtf!?
        "Marry you!? I was just tryin to find someone to play with your ding-a-ling."

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        • coolcatpete
          I have my e-mag back
          • Jun 2003
          • 1532

          #5
          OMG I am going to die I live in NY.
          Pete

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          • Mango
            i cant wait to blog this
            • Feb 2002
            • 4557

            #6
            UPDATE:

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            • teufelhunden
              Registered Bamf
              • Jul 2003
              • 2691

              #7
              fook.

              i live 45 minutes from NYC. Well, better bust out my government approved ready kit and duct tape the doors and windows!!



              AHHHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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              • Mango
                i cant wait to blog this
                • Feb 2002
                • 4557

                #8
                We have scrambeled the X-wings but amidst this sneak attack there have been some issues, however we are recovering quickly. Field reporter Jek Porkins has not been heard of since his last transmission...

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                • LittlePaintballBoy

                  #9
                  ROFL, freaking hilarious!

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                  • Mango
                    i cant wait to blog this
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 4557

                    #10
                    This just in...the courageous Porkins has tragically died in a fire. He was last seen turning off his Targeting Computer. He will be missed.

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                    • skife
                      Unregistered User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 2769

                      #11
                      Noooooooooooo! Porkins!! Nooooo!




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                      • Mango
                        i cant wait to blog this
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 4557

                        #12

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                        • TDonovan
                          Baller on a budget
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 609

                          #13
                          HAHA! I love it!

                          Do they have Star Wars (original 3) on DVD? I don't think they do, but do you have any idea when they'll release them (if ever)?

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                          • BobTheCow63
                            IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 3832

                            #14
                            MANGO!!! You are a GOD!!!

                            Hilarious...
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                            Let us know what dates and locations work for you!!

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                            • Fred
                              AO Zealot
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 2624

                              #15
                              What do you mean you can hold it?!??

                              Stupid Porkins... turned off his internal gravity and slammed right into the frickin surface..

                              whoah old sw dorkiness is rising...

                              hillarious mango!

                              ---Fred
                              Warp Feed Evangelist
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