Holy Crap...I am gonna be a parental unit to a child...Any of you Dads out there have any advice for me?
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"When you get married, you learn really quick that there's a good time, and a not so good time, to start playin' snap-shooting-from-behind-the-couch moves with a brand new $1,000 paintball gun." -Jack & Coke -
Well congrats, but I couldn't help you out, I'm still a disfunctional 18 year old....
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Thanks, and just remember to wear a sock on the pickle...
"When you get married, you learn really quick that there's a good time, and a not so good time, to start playin' snap-shooting-from-behind-the-couch moves with a brand new $1,000 paintball gun." -Jack & CokeComment
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welp welcome to the club.....
myself i have twin girls will be 7 in jan... now at this age they never are quite.... they get into everything (ok they got into everything from the 1st day they started crawling).... and they are learning about money and want everything.... i figure my headache should stop in about ohh... 10-12 years.... if i'm lucky j/k i wouldnt trade them for anything....
basicly now.... get everything you can for paintball in the next month or so.... or be real good at hiding it.... unless your other half doesnt mind you going off and playin all the time....
best thing to do after the baby is born... kick her out once or twice a week for a night out with the "girls" then she should let you still play paintball and it'll make you look like a caring father =)
also just make sure the baby's needs comes first and you should do just fine...Virus, King of the Basement Trollz has spoken
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just make sure you have a good job us kids are expensivecant wait to get my bushyComment
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Thanks guys...I am in Telecom, as is she...together we play rec woodsball...alone I play speedball and hyper ball as much as I can...I have my STO Cocker, I have my Mag, and by Valentine's day I will have my Defiant or Timmy...ripper mill only.
I'll need some more advice 7 months from now on naming this lil Mendoza child...in the meantime, HAPPY NEW YEAR!~
"When you get married, you learn really quick that there's a good time, and a not so good time, to start playin' snap-shooting-from-behind-the-couch moves with a brand new $1,000 paintball gun." -Jack & CokeComment
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Haha, never heard it referred to as that beforeOriginally posted by covadsucks
Thanks, and just remember to wear a sock on the pickle...
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The headache starts after about 13 years...my parents said that, cuz im a teen and they expect me to do WAY to much, but they think they dont expect me to do anything and now they arent driving me to school and making me pay for my cable modem cuz i got into a fight with them..tip:
never tell ur parents they could go to jail for punishing you for words again, even tho the 1st amendment says it, they dont care and it only pisses htme off more
parents are evil....Comment
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im not a father but an older bro to a 2 yr old and heres my advice. wear a football helmet when he/she learns how to throw or jump and if something flies at you, DUCKsigpicComment
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aahhaha btautomag...only one? man im nearly 16 and have THREE little brothers, yep 3...ones 13, ones 10, ones 8...now id like to see you deal with thatComment
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Mebbe you should change the words under your user name. lol.
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who? me? why?Comment
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no, he is talking to covadsucks because his thingie says "a dingo ate my baby"2k1 Lockout Edition acid wash free flow cocker.
Originally posted by FatMan
4. Paintball underwear - they have everything else, why not underwear that absorbs sweat before it runs down my crack and won't ride up in my crotch rubbing a rash that lasts for days.
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