Take the James Lipton Test!

[Mango]

Same questions he asks at the end of his show "Inside the Actors Guild"

01. What is your favorite word?

02. What is your least favorite word?

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

04. What turns you off?

05. What is your favorite curse word?

06. What sound or noise do you love?

07. What sound or noise do you hate?

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

09. What profession would you not like to do?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Discuss!!

[Blazestorm]

1.) Pants
2.) Pants
3.) Pants
4.) Pants
5.) Pants
6.) Pants
7.) Pants
8.) Pants
9.) Pants
10.) Pants

[Python14]

01. What is your favorite word? Diesel

02. What is your least favorite word? Equality

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? In order? Good music, the outdoors, and cleavage

04. What turns you off? Arrogant intelligence

05. What is your favorite curse word? ****

06. What sound or noise do you love? The sound of a Turbocharged Powerstroke Diesel

07. What sound or noise do you hate? noises from the basement

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Teacher or WRX driver

09. What profession would you not like to do? Art anything

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I want to hear "The Flatheads are always on the prespawn. Oysters are always in season. The paintball field is well groomed. The cigars and drinks are on my tab, and your estate is down yonder past to lake and in the Shadow of Peaks of Otter. Oh yea, and John Kerry went to Hell"

[trevorjk]

01. What is your favorite word? erm

02. What is your least favorite word? walmart

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? music, adult swim on cartoon network, and nice people

04. What turns you off? snobby *****es-(err... female dogs]

05. What is your favorite curse word? Count ... minues the O

06. What sound or noise do you love? trickeling water

07. What sound or noise do you hate? moms voice

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? graphics designer, (HIGH PAYING)foresty position

09. What profession would you not like to do? gay porn star

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "would you like to go back and redo life with the knowledge that you gained from your previous life"

[Cryer]

01. What is your favorite word?

"fixin'" (I.E. "I'm fixin' to go down by the creek an go fishin.")

02. What is your least favorite word?

"agg"

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Just relaxin outdoors

04. What turns you off?

Hangnails and chicks with hairy arms/face/etc

05. What is your favorite curse word?

"Dammit"

06. What sound or noise do you love?

Outdoors

07. What sound or noise do you hate?

City

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Parks & Wildlife... A National Park Ranger, maybe?

09. What profession would you not like to do?

Anything in the service industry.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"Just in time, James. Got some ribs on the grill ready for eatin. Grab a lawnchair and some mashed taters!"


Hell, that'd be great

[spazzed]

01. What is your favorite word? Spooge

02. What is your least favorite word? Homework

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Epiphanies.

04. What turns you off? Jerks of the world.

05. What is your favorite curse word? Can't say it here, but starts w/ an alternate way of saying Poo, and ends in Stain.

06. What sound or noise do you love? Guitar Talkbox, machine-gun fire.

07. What sound or noise do you hate? My alarm in the morning.

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Astronomer.

09. What profession would you not like to do? OBGYN

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Duuude, you've gotta try this ****..j/k

[dwab3000]

01. What is your favorite word?
fizzlenuts
02. What is your least favorite word?
old (nothing gets old..it ages like wine)
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
creatively - listening to norweigen death metal spiritually- eating capy crunch emotionally - playin music
04. What turns you off?
not being able to find my pants
05. What is your favorite curse word?
hmm..prolly egt me banned for life..and im not falling for that
06. What sound or noise do you love?
the sound of passion (sex)
07. What sound or noise do you hate?
ppl with lisps talking
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
i wanna puch out the middle of the Os on the letter stickers...i do not like excitement at work
09. What profession would you not like to do?
uhhh transexual hooker
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
JIM, glad your hear..we werent expecting you...play some ball and light up moses and walt disney...maybe get pissed drunk..and have sex with all the women you want...its heaven WERE HERE FOR A GOOD FREAKIN TIME

[ramenjames]

01. What is your favorite word? squeege

02. What is your least favorite word? anything dealing with racism (racial slurs and degrogitory words...that will go unsaid and stupid **** like that....i ****ing hate racism)

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? creatively=late nights and a guitar spiritually=buddhism emo=not sure.....boobs?

04. What turns you off? smoking ...racism...ignorence

05. What is your favorite curse word? ****

06. What sound or noise do you love? the sound of Jimi's guitar

07. What sound or noise do you hate? all noise is better then none

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? (i dont have a profession) mechanical engineer or ninja or ice cream tast tester

09. What profession would you not like to do? pron star fluffer (my jaw can only take so much)

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Ok James , your team consists of Stalin , Atilla the hun , Ghengas Khan , and Vlad the impallier(they were borrowed from hell) ; they get...a bunch of hippies , have fun lighting them up. When your done we have tons of food and women waiting at the table , oh and here is your new Xmag."

[edweird]

01. What is your favorite word?
spiffy
02. What is your least favorite word?
tracking... as in stats
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Irish music
04. What turns you off?
preachyness
05. What is your favorite curse word?
fek. no seriously
06. What sound or noise do you love?
sound that a shotgun slide makes
07. What sound or noise do you hate?
the insanly annoying whistleing sound a F-16 intake makes
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
cleaner. and not the one that makes things sanitary
09. What profession would you not like to do?
Food service.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Never thought ya would be here eh?

[1stdeadeye]

Same questions he asks at the end of his show "Inside the Actors Guild"

01. What is your favorite word?
Mine

02. What is your least favorite word?
Agg

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Money

04. What turns you off?
Laziness

05. What is your favorite curse word?
Michael Moore

06. What sound or noise do you love?
1966 Chevy Corvette 427 engine reving

07. What sound or noise do you hate?
Nails on a chalkboard

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Police officer

09. What profession would you not like to do?
Teacher

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Welcome!

[taylor492]

01. What is your favorite word?
Dude

02. What is your least favorite word?
silly

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Golf, GBH, Grandpa Crane

04. What turns you off?
Cigarette smoke

05. What is your favorite curse word?
Douche Bag

06. What sound or noise do you love?
Rain

07. What sound or noise do you hate?
anything that comes out of Zina's mouth

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
President of the US

09. What profession would you not like to do?
Crack whore trainee

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Well done.

[AGDlover]

06. What sound or noise do you love? The sound of a Turbocharged Powerstroke Diesel

oh ya this guy knows what i'm talkin bout!!!

[Rather]

01. rather (...hehe pun...)

02. any kind of rap word (fizzle shizzle, crunk, YEA'AH!)

03. My woman from MO.

04. Men, and women who look like men, and men trying to be women (metro's).

05. starts with an "s" and ends with "g" (yes a "G").... not your conventional word but its ****.

06. A well placed firework explosion.

07. Cell phone ringtones.

08. Photography.

09. Telecom.

10. Yes i could see EVERYTHING.... but lucky you idle hands does not qualify as a sin and otherwise you have geen a good soul and made it here. Have fun cause i never thought you'd make it through all those times I used you as a hackey sack to see what you'd do. Oh and here's a present for you. the custom automag you were planning.

[behemoth]

Same questions he asks at the end of his show "Inside the Actors Guild"

01. What is your favorite word? Douche

02. What is your least favorite word? "Waaaaaahhhh"

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Kinky, Kinky, Kinky

04. What turns you off? Fatchicks

05. What is your favorite curse word? Fruck minus the "r"

06. What sound or noise do you love? Moaning

07. What sound or noise do you hate? forks scratching on a plate

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Male Porn Star

09. What profession would you not like to do? prison *****

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? " Mr. Sickle, we've got your suite ready, equipped with endless booze, and endless *****es"

Discuss!!

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