Funny Quotes

[Chipper]

I haven't seen anything like this for a while and I hate upping old stuff so here. I have a bunch but I love hearing other peoples. They can be from movies, polotics, pretty much anything.

One thing though, put down the person who said it, I think its alot better that way.

• "You can have the Model T Ford in any color you wish as long as its black." - Henry Ford
  
  
• "First, you must bring us a shrubbery." -Knights Who Say Ni - Monty Python and the Holy Grail (funniest movie ever)
  
  
• "Chris, put down the gun and let your marching band go." *RING* "Oh wait, phone, we'll talk about this later." -Ed - Anchorman (2nd funniest movie ever)

[MiniMag84]

"Wrong! The real Mastershake thinks blood drives are a pyramid sceam perpitrated(sp?) by Dracula and his night-slaves." - Frylock

"Good morning, Carl." "Yeah, it's 3 o'clock in the friggin' morning! All I know is that this cord is plugged into my house and your house is glowin' like the friggin' sun. So, I put two and two together and decided that you're pissin me off." -Carl



Man, I love that show.

[RoadDawg]

"Wrong! The real Mastershake thinks blood drives are a pyramid sceam perpitrated(sp?) by Dracula and his night-slaves." - Frylock

"Good morning, Carl." "Yeah, it's 3 o'clock in the friggin' morning! All I know is that this cord is plugged into my house and your house is glowin' like the friggin' sun. So, I put two and two together and decided that you're pissin me off." -Carl



Man, I love that show.

We are superior cause our gravity is only 1/3 of yours and allows us to jump higher. *small jump* Err come explain our highly superior ways. -Moonites

[SlipknotX556]

"Kif, I have made it with a women, inform the men." - Zap Branigan from futurama

[dwab3000]

lol ATHF

"the spaghetti got wet when i was boiling it, so i put it in the dryer" "well why didnt you say so its prolly dry by now" *door close* *laughter*

man my new pool is b-wordin, its tearing *** around the yard, while stayingf still, yet still waters run deep""

*after the guy in the first quote gets back from the dryer, and is shockin master shake* move him closer to the ceiling fan

[behemoth]

"Camelot!"
"Camelot!"
"Camelot!"
"Its only a model"
"Shh"



I could go all day with movie quotes...
but heres one more

"and sheppards we shall be for thee my lord for thee, power hath decended forth from thy hand and our feet shall carry out thy command, and we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris et filli, et spiritus sancti."

-Josh

[devildog]

once i ate a wookie, he was chewie.

[MiniMag84]

"I pooped a hammer."
"I pooped a cornish game hen"

-Rick from Anchorman

[skife]

"your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
~french knight


"you silly english KINNNNIGET!" ~again, french knight

[GotMag?]

What do you call the best fisherman? the Master-Baiter

[Maksimus54]

"I'm strangely comfortable with it" -boondock saints
"I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total *****" -Stewie
"Yes madam I am a drunk, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly" -Churchill
"Ron Burgundy?..." -Anchorman
"F-ck Chuck Norris" -Dodgeball

[Chipper]

"First thou shalt pull out the holy pin. Then thou shalt count to 3, no more, no less, 3 is the number thou shalt count to and the number of the counting shall be 3. 5 is right out! So is 4, and 2, unless thou procedeth directly to 3. After counting to 3, being the 3rd number which is reached, thou shalt lob the holy hand grenade in the direction of thine enemy whom, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." - Brother Edward (reading from the Book of Weapons) -Monty Python and the Holy Grail (this was made completely from memory)

"1, 2, 5!" "No sir, 3" "Oh yes, 3!" -King Arthur (after ^)


"I fart in your general directoion!"

[Stix]

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"If A equals success, then the formula is: A=X+Y+Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." - Albert Einstien

[sharpshooter1286]

"That guy is so annoying and he walks around all day with no shirt on"-Robot from ATHF

"Do you want to come to the pants party? 'Do you mean do I want to come to the party in your pants?' Yeah thats the one? 'Did Brian tell you to say that' N--Yes....Do you want to come to the pants party (to the man)" - Rick

for anyone who stayed to watch the credits-

"I will shoot you in the back of the head with a BB gun when you're not looking. IT will hurt."

"I got you gin and tonic. 'I hate gin an tonic' you do?" "You guys are the worst twins EVER"- Eurotrip

lol this isnt exactly a quote-

(Brown Baggin It scene) Brian says "Rick hasn't been able to sleep" (Rick emphasizes the banana and smiles at it)

[SlipknotX556]

"This isnt where I parked my car" EuroTrip

"Rupert, I told you to watch the bags!, O you were looking at the boys again werent you?" Stewey talking to his tedd bear - Family Guy