AAAHHH! Unclean money! (story time)

[Koosh]

I play poker with my friends... Nothing high stakes, just a $20 buy in, and occasional rebuys until we decide to quit.

Tonight I had $60 in front of me when we all cashed out.... One of my friends bought in $45 in ones... I didn't think this was strange until thats what I was handed for my money... Then I made a huge mistake.

I asked him why he had $45 in ones...

Turned out one of his co-workers happens to be gay (not that there is anything wrong with that), and he got all the ones from him... Normally thats nothing to be afraid of, but on further questioning I find out that the gay guy is a STRIPPER at gay guy parties, or whenever you need a gay male stripper.

I'm scared to touch my wallet now. I'd rather not think about what those dollar bills were touching just a few days ago...

Must... wash.... hands....

[Echo419]

Dude funny you should mention that... There was an actual story from CNN a couple months back. Where someone filed a lawsuit about how its illegal to "taint" the movie by putting them on/in strippers...


:edit: found the link
Post crap like that again and you get a three day ban.- Tato

[t33kyboy]

Money is money.

[1stdeadeye]

So go deposit it at your bank.

[nt2004]

Dude funny you should mention that... There was an actual story from CNN a couple months back. Where someone filed a lawsuit about how its illegal to "taint" the movie by putting them on/in strippers...


:edit: found the link

umm the second i clicked on that link, i got a few norton antivirus warnings telling me i just got a trojan virus. WTF

[1stdeadeye]

Dude funny you should mention that... There was an actual story from CNN a couple months back. Where someone filed a lawsuit about how its illegal to "taint" the movie by putting them on/in strippers...


:edit: found the link
Gone!- Tato

Yes, Norton found a virus in the link and quarantined it. THanks for being a jerk off and trying to infect us!

[vf-xx]

You could always run the money through with some laundry to clean it....

Would that still be money laundering?

[_tMAN]

lol funny vf-xx
just go to the bank and deposit it

[MicroMiniMe]

Give the money to female strippers. So it can make a full round.

[Echo419]

No no no no no... that wasnt a trojan guys. What it is you know that annoying sound clip, "YOU ARE AN IDIOTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAH AAA HAAA" its one of those with contained VB Script, that like it makes 1000 popus that fly around.

[Koosh]

Oh, so you knowingly posted a link that gives people 100's of popups... Thats MUCH better...

[1stdeadeye]

No no no no no... that wasnt a trojan guys. What it is you know that annoying sound clip, "YOU ARE AN IDIOTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAH AAA HAAA" its one of those with contained VB Script, that like it makes 1000 popus that fly around.

Where is that Mango picture telling you to kill yourself!

[nt2004]

No no no no no... that wasnt a trojan guys. What it is you know that annoying sound clip, "YOU ARE AN IDIOTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAH AAA HAAA" its one of those with contained VB Script, that like it makes 1000 popus that fly around.

I got norton antivirus warnings telling me i had infected files. And when i scanned it using norton, i ended up finding infected files. Pretty realistic trick

[personman]

Where is that Mango picture telling you to kill yourself!

mm?

[Jet-Xino]

No no no no no... that wasnt a trojan guys.

Oh really? I dissagree.