Don't Mill Your Wife's neck(or try to)

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  • lord1234
    College Boy Spydarm
    • Apr 2003
    • 1558

    #1

    Don't Mill Your Wife's neck(or try to)

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  • Chipper

    #2
    That would suck really really bad.














    But it makes a pretty funny story.

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    • Couponqueen89
      AKA Couponqueen89
      • Jun 2003
      • 1571

      #3
      she didnt even see it coming!quick and painless!i want to know if it would be wrong to laugh at it though?
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      • durtysoufcraka
        The cake is a lie
        • Jul 2003
        • 440

        #4
        they didnt suspect him at all? hmmm i'll add that to the bag of tricks... ::dissapears into the night::
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        • WickeDKlowN
          Registered User
          • Jun 2001
          • 3098

          #5
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          That's great, well not for the guy or his wife.

          But don't chainsaw's stop when you let go of the trigger? I'd think if you were falling, you'd let go of it. I smell murder! and it smells good!
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          • OysterBoy
            Fatty McChubbercookie
            • Feb 2004
            • 1409

            #6
            Nah, as your falling your muscles would tighten up for a grip to avoid falling.

            Thats sad.

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            • Warewolf50
              The evil monkey
              • Apr 2002
              • 1444

              #7
              Wow that sucks. Talk about a couple bad concidences all happening at the same time.

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              • silentdeath55
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                • Jul 2002
                • 924

                #8
                Even if he did let go, the chain wouldn't stop spinning immediatly. It would still be spinning unless he was cutting branches on top of a tree that was about 75ft tall.

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                • Chris42050
                  Splatmaster Tech
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 567

                  #9
                  What the hell was she doin gardening below her husband with a chainsaw. I don't know about you but I dont like to have branches hitting me in the head or worse.

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                  • Sniper king
                    And boom goes the dynamite
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 3322

                    #10
                    heres the part that threw me: "The woman was killed instantly, although she was not decapitated," police said in a statement. "Her husband was taken to hospital. He is still being treated for shock."

                    ok so what happened to the wife
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                    • punkncat
                      One foot less
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 5841

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Chris42050
                      What the hell was she doin gardening below her husband with a chainsaw. I don't know about you but I dont like to have branches hitting me in the head or worse.

                      My thoughts exactly. They must both have been dumb(donkey)s. Or as I suspect , he was brilliant.....

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                      • LittlePaintballBoy

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Sniper king
                        The woman was killed instantly
                        You just answered your own question, lol

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                        • fire1811
                          Firefighter
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 4930

                          #13
                          Originally posted by WickeDKlowN

                          But don't chainsaw's stop when you let go of the trigger? I'd think if you were falling, you'd let go of it. I smell murder! and it smells good!

                          not really if you dont have the chainsaw set up properly when you release the gas the chain will keep spinning. but as said above im sure he held onto the chain saw while falling.
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                          • Sniper king
                            And boom goes the dynamite
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 3322

                            #14
                            Originally posted by LittlePaintballBoy
                            You just answered your own question, lol
                            um more like they took the husban to the hospital. DUDE HE CUT HIS WIFES NECK WITH A CHAIN SAW the wife is in worse condition then him so what happened to the wife did they put her in a boddy bag or what?
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                            • fire1811
                              Firefighter
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 4930

                              #15
                              it said she died instantly that would mean that the coroner picked her up at the house
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