Lincoln vs. Washington

[HoboJudge]

Who would win in a fight, George Washington or Abraham Lincoln? I'd go with Lincoln, because I bet he's hiding something in that big hat. On the other hand, Washington's wooden teeth could give some nasty splinters. Sorry if this thread is too political.

Founding Father vs. the Emancipator, what are your thoughts?

P.S. Please, no one take this thread too seriously. I just have way too much time on my hands right now.

[TDonovan]

Washington... Lincoln had giants disease I thought. Those people have VERY frail bodies in comparison to most people, and Washington was a military man.

That said, both were great men

[MrWallen]

washington, he was in the military, plus tall guys hate fighting shorter guys (or at least I do).

[1stdeadeye]

Eashington. He chopped down trees and might have used his hatchett on Lincoln!

[Automaggin2]

Lincoln has reach, Washington has the hatchet

[ryanshep]

i say lincoln, while washington is rushing lincoln with his hatchet, lincoln would just punch out washington with his long beastly arms!

[Benfica4ever]

Lincon...He is definitly hiding something in that giant hat of his...

[WingMan13]

Washington! He's like Captain America but with a wig

[Python14]

Everyone is wrong.....Martin Van Buren would own all.

[bleachit]

Washington, he has the whole Continental Army behind him, Lincoln only has the Northern troops on his side. Washington was a great General, a lot of the Gernerals of Lincoln's time were fighting for the South... with that said, Washington would have the Southern Army as well as he was a Southerner. The Continental Army didnt like to mix it up, liked to snipe and piss off the enemy, where as the North fought much like the british did in the Revolution. Hands down, it looks like Washington would win.

[logamus]

give me gw.

what about jefferson davis vs lincoln?????

[Ov3rmind]

I decided to go against my best judgement and post this: