I Swear I'm Living in An F'ing Cave!

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  • _tMAN
    Wisconsin
    • Jun 2004
    • 789

    #1

    I Swear I'm Living in An F'ing Cave!

    people suck, cars suck, and so does every modern thing!@@#@$@%%@^

    So tonight I drive out to a buddy of mines house, which is about 1 hour drive. I get there and they are doing nothing at all. BOOO, so I stick around for awhile try to make something happen out of a worthless night, nothing works. So I decide to get the heck out of there.
    So I'm about 20 minutes down the road away from my buddy's house when my car starts overheating. I keep driving for about 2 minutes when I start to hear a whistling sound. I stop on the side of the road and then smoke starts billowing out of my hood. So I wait a little while and open up the hood. Somehow the the coolant holder melted in <B>*POOF*</B> half! I mean what the hell is that!? So the engine was running on nothing more than will power, which is lacking considering this car is older than me. So, I try calling a towtruck, but it seems like no one likes to stay open past 9 o'clock anymore! I I try calling a buddy of mine who lives out around where I am. He answers the phone, and I explain the situation to him. He says he'll be there in 5 minutes. So, I'm sitting in my car for about 45 minutes and he still hasn't shown. I try calling his cell phone but conviently, my batter dies! Some one shoot me now!
    He shows up about 20 minutes later saying he couln't find his keys, whatever at this point I don't really care, I just want to get home. So we get in his truck he starts it up and the things dies, at this point I'm going freaking insane! Apparently he is out of gas! I swear I was about to explode. Luckily he has a gas container, but that is empty , who carries a spare gas container that is empty?! So we start walking to the nearest gas station, which is about 7 miles away, then out of no where, it starts pouring! I am going to kill someone now I swear. We make it to the gas station soaking wet, fill up and someone gives us a ride back out to our vehicles. We fill up his and get out of there. So now I am at home waiting for the morning so I can call a stupid tow truck to get my flipping car that is out on the middle of bum <B>*POOF*</B> nowhere!!!


    Someone shoot me please!
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    Last edited by _tMAN; 08-26-2004, 10:54 PM.
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  • Bad_Dog
    self proclaimed warpaholic
    • Jul 2003
    • 1777

    #2
    welcome to this wonderfull place we call Wisconsin

    I always wonder why you never hear of people running out of gas in front of a gas stations?

    it has to happen sometime or another...

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    • _tMAN
      Wisconsin
      • Jun 2004
      • 789

      #3
      Yes I love and Loathe Wisconsin

      Miscue, why bother adding Poofs? they were already starred?
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      • SniperSmurf
        Now I have a machine gun..
        • Jun 2004
        • 502

        #4
        Heh, I ran out of gas in front of a gas station once. Wouldn't have been so bad, but I was towing a boat and driving a 3/4 ton truck with 36" tires. Almost hit the concrete pole in front of the pump when my power steering went out!

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        • skife
          Unregistered User
          • Feb 2003
          • 2769

          #5
          what kinda car is it thats a peice of crap.




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          • Ironmag
            Support the troops
            • Sep 2002
            • 411

            #6
            Originally posted by Bad_Dog
            welcome to this wonderfull place we call Wisconsin

            I always wonder why you never hear of people running out of gas in front of a gas stations?

            it has to happen sometime or another...
            The only time that I have run out of gas was when I was pulling into the gas station and I coasted to the pump. The car that I had at the time had a broken gas level indicator so it was always a guessing game with when to fill up.

            But going back to the topic at hand, talk about what can go wrong will go wrong and continue to keep on going wrong. That's gotta suck and I too would probably ask someone to shoot me.

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            • skife
              Unregistered User
              • Feb 2003
              • 2769

              #7
              running out of gas once a day is nothing....

              we used to do it twice a day in my friend nate's escort.
              he paied $200 for it, nothing worked right.
              we started running out of gas when the gas prices went up and we couldn't get 148 miles to $5 i guess my friend didn't know how to compensate for that.




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              • Chris42050
                Splatmaster Tech
                • Feb 2004
                • 567

                #8
                I run out of gas all the time. I never fill my tank up. I dont really have a good reason not to either. I just dont like paying for gas I havent used yet I guess. Anyway I can't count the times I have coasted into a gas station. Once I didnt quite make it and a cop pulled up behind me. I thot oh great. What does he want. I was pushing my car to the gas station and he said. Just get in. He pushed me with his car. Only time a cop has ever done good for me instead of bad.

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