Seeking Contortionists!

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  • Panzerr
    a stockaholic
    • Sep 2001
    • 683

    #1

    Seeking Contortionists!

    Enjoy a full sponsorship and salary provided by Barnum and Baily Circus. Travel to exotic places, play paintball, twist your body into grotesque shapes, and get paid for it!


    If you are a contortionist and are interested in joing an all contortionist team, call 800-ItwistU.


    Be a part of a winning team! By using our strange abilities to twist and contort our bodies, we will be able to obtain previously impossible firing angles! Team Contortionists will take the World cup this year for certain!

    Don't hesitate, call now!
    sixty-six.

    Du bist, was du machst. Punkt.

  • irbodden
    Registered User
    • Dec 2000
    • 3413

    #2
    Is this a joke?

    I can juggle, can I join your team? LOL

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    • MagMan5446
      .....
      • Jun 2001
      • 2572

      #3
      oh oh, I can drink grotesque amounts of any soda!

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      • Prezents
        UNITED WE STAND
        • May 2001
        • 1149

        #4
        humm

        just had to look

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