the official "girl trouble/help" thread

[matt-o]

well the freindly corner is full of girl help threads, so i figured i'd make a thread to try to contain em a bit

my general advice:
see the link to the ladder theory below
if you just got dumped, get over it there are other fish in the sea, its harsh but its a harsh game, dont try to get back together, itl just hurt more and end badly once again.

[Mango]

kthx

[Warewolf50]

HA i proposed the idea of the offical girl advice thread soooo long ago, never sticks. Nice attempt though.

[FeelTheRT]

in a fairly short time span, they'll most likely not like the idea. Unless they just want to hook up with you while drunk. but thats a whole different story.

-- get to know them, become their friend and just let them know how u feel. If all goes well, yay, u have a gf, if not, it's cool, u can stil lbe friends.

[ZSigErik]

-- get to know them, become their friend and just let them know how u feel. If all goes well, yay, u have a gf, if not, it's cool, u can stil lbe friends.

That works with a SMALL percentage of girls, but that group is MORE than worth trying that with. You can never really be a friend to a girl, no guy can, I suggest we all look into The Ladder Theory , itll explain ALOT.

[BrockSampson]

OMFG Mango r0x0rz teh big one111!

[Ov3rmind]

Hay guys, some girl said thanks after I picked her pencil up after she knocked it off her desk. She obviously wants the sex, what should I do?

[FeelTheRT]

alcohol is ur solution.

[dre1919]

I've got to be the one to post it in the "official girl trouble/help" thread:

"If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for ya son,
I got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one!"

[FeelTheRT]

i guess u'll feel bad for alot of us then

[Warewolf50]

Hay guys, some girl said thanks after I picked her pencil up after she knocked it off her desk. She obviously wants the sex, what should I do?

HA

heres my advice, "forget firls all tehy want from you is your man juice, and if u ever have any urges u cant supress wiht hard alchol use this (holds up rihgt hand)" Now who can tell me where i learned that great piece of advice form.

[SlipknotX556]

kthx

Mango your so random. lol

[MrWallen]

-- get to know them, become their friend and just let them know how u feel. If all goes well, yay, u have a gf, if not, it's cool, u can stil lbe friends.

Yeah, this doesn't really work. Mostly it just ends up getting really awkward if they say no. And if you have the same friends, when/if you break up (unless you get married or something) it's gonna cause problems in all the friendships.
This is my basic problem with girls, I always get to know them too well to ask them out, so I just become really good friends with them.

[matt-o]

heres my advice, "forget firls all tehy want from you is your man juice, and if u ever have any urges u cant supress wiht hard alchol use this (holds up rihgt hand)" Now who can tell me where i learned that great piece of advice form.

saving silverman

why is that called the ladder theory, i dont see any ladders involved?
nevermind i got it

[matt-o]

wow that ladder theory makes so much sense its not even funny, and ive been on the wrong side of the ladder with some girls im into, sadly they dont have a part on switching from the bad ladder to the good one