What's the punishment for streaking?

[pbzmag]

maybe if you rub vasoline all over yourself the cops wont be able to catch you.....or wont want too.

Throw in a female adult toy and they won't! Of course, another group of people would want to.

[SlipknotX556]

You should definitely just coat yourself in KY or Vaseline and run bareass naked through the rally. Make sure you shave if you have any body hair, it'll just give the bastards something to grip on to.

OMG Thordic, you just made me fall out of my chair. Seriously, I did. LOL!