Is Jerry Springer REAL?

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  • Miscue
    Super Moderator

    • Oct 2000
    • 7105

    #16
    Most of us haven't been in a position to see what people are really like. Under the right circumstances you can get the opportunity on a near daily basis. Most of us are surrounded by normal people, keeping in mind Jerry Springer guests as a comparison, and are not in an environment that would develop into Jerry Springer situations.

    I was a computer salesman/tech in a shop and got to deal with the trash that comes off the street... if you could have seen what I have seen, you would believe. I think my particular situation was slightly different than the typical retail environment. Computer stuff is very expensive, is frequently DOA, customers can't figure out how to get working parts to work, you don't have time to do it for them w/o labor charges that they refuse to pay for, stuff is prone to becoming completely torched by customers... and nobody seems to understand why you don't get your money back if you made the damn thing ignite. You're dealing with lots of angry morons and lots of their money... and you get to see their true colors.

    I had someone threaten to beat me to death with a tire iron he had swinging around because I wouldn't unlock the door before the store's opening time. Co-workers threatening to kill customers on occassion... throwing staplers, boxes, pieces from pallets, swinging broomsticks (no joke, I've got a few entertaining stories ) People frequently scream at me Jerry Springer style for 'lying' to them or trying to 'cheat them'... one time it was because someone tried to return something that obviously did not come from my shop... always stupid stuff. Women/people of various ethnicities screaming at me for being 'sexist'/'racist' for not succumbing to their demands... or when I explain something they can't understand and they think I'm treating them like they are stupid (Ironically, if they weren't complete morons they would have easily understood what I was explaining). Lots and lots of physical threats because I wouldn't refund parts they torched or mangled. A lawyer told me this: "You won't be able to type so good after I break your fingers." I learned early on that I had no obligation to help such people, and rather than attempt to reason with them (which I discovered was completely hopeless) I would just walk out the back door and go to the coffee shop as they were yelling (pissing them off in the process ) before things got worse. Consequently, I drank a lot of coffee when I worked there... some co-workers would visit the nearby bar on the clock and the manager's would let them.

    If you've ever looked into psychology, there are lists and lists of complexes and disorders that a lot of people fall into. There are twisted people out there, and lots of them. If Jerry had a brand new show every hour of the day, he would NEVER even come close to running out of screwed up people to put on his show. I tend to think that people may act a little different on TV just because they're on TV and want to show off or something. Otherwise, I see the crap that goes on as normal behavior for some people... no surprise at all.

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    • wimag
      BEZERKERS
      • Aug 2001
      • 1334

      #17
      Coffey you stole my cash, i was gonna buy an emag. Now what am i gonna do?
      BEZERKERS
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      • X-Plosive
        AO's sexiest member, and biggest post whore :)
        • Mar 2001
        • 1807

        #18
        Has anyone ever seen Jerry Springer "Ring Master"? I think it is most likely the truth. Some people have minor problems, there is some staging involved, a litle bit of acting and voila. Everything is blown out of proportion by Jerry. However there are some stories on Jerry that are just rediculous. The physical appearance of some of the people is mind boggling, those episodes are a mystery to me. Ohh and by the way, shartley you left out one.


        Shartley don't "LOL" at your own jokes


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        • shartley
          • Jun 2026

          #19
          I like that one....

          but some of them ARE funny.

          HeeHee (better?)

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          • graycie
            disgruntled
            • Oct 2001
            • 664

            #20
            a few years back when i was taking a operations management course the TA cancelled class one day. next class period we find out that he was at home watching springer because his g/f was "hired" to be on it. the g/f was a stripper down in the city, supposedly springer folk called her workplace and said they needed a few girls for the show. he said she had to sign a release that she wouldn't go public that she was "hired".

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            • BlackVCG
              Grubby Owner

              • Oct 2000
              • 4956

              #21
              Miscue, you live in Vegas, so your experiences don't count.
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              • FooTemps
                HURRRR
                • Sep 2001
                • 6702

                #22
                Some springer episodes are just dumb... but some of those boot camp ones are good. I like the maury show boot camp episodes better though...

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                • manike
                  INCEPTIONDESIGNS.COM

                  • Jan 2001
                  • 3820

                  #23
                  Come on, this show is about Americans... I believe it all 100%.

                  Bunch of weirdo's over there...

                  manike
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                  • graycie
                    disgruntled
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 664

                    #24
                    gah! at least our food is better!

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                    • manike
                      INCEPTIONDESIGNS.COM

                      • Jan 2001
                      • 3820

                      #25
                      Better than whose?

                      Have you been here Amy?
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                      • Shaft
                        Big Mean Ugly Ogre
                        • Sep 2001
                        • 797

                        #26
                        Uh oh. The Englishman is trying to give the 'mericans a hard time. If it wasn't for a coupl'a old TV shows I'd vote to go over an take over England.
                        That would be cool.

                        First I say we start with Canada. Just so I don't have to sing their anthem at hockey games anymore.

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                        • MagMan5446
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                          • Jun 2001
                          • 2572

                          #27
                          You England folk can't cook beef. You also burn toast on one side. And you drink tea. And you drive on the wrong side of the road.

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                          • manike
                            INCEPTIONDESIGNS.COM

                            • Jan 2001
                            • 3820

                            #28
                            Originally posted by MagMan5446
                            You England folk can't cook beef.
                            What's wrong with Rare? Wipe it's nose and arse and wave it at the grill... perfect

                            Originally posted by MagMan5446
                            You also burn toast on one side.
                            A bit of Carbon is good for you

                            Originally posted by MagMan5446
                            And you drink tea.
                            yep and so do you. But for some crazy reason you drink it cold with lemon in it?... ewwwwwwwwwwww

                            Originally posted by MagMan5446
                            And you drive on the wrong side of the road.
                            Ahh you see that's because we have this thing called history. Back in the days it was important about where you rode so that you could draw your sword and fight off attackers. Obviously now that the USA has fully automatic weapons you guys can shoot from either side

                            manike
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                            • Shaft
                              Big Mean Ugly Ogre
                              • Sep 2001
                              • 797

                              #29
                              Originally posted by manike


                              Ahh you see that's because we have this thing called history. Back in the days it was important about where you rode so that you could draw your sword and fight off attackers. Obviously now that the USA has fully automatic weapons you guys can shoot from either side

                              manike [/B]
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                              • the JoKeR
                                Slightly disturbed member
                                • Dec 2001
                                • 565

                                #30
                                Best meal I had in the UK was actually at a Chi-Chi's in Picadilly Circus (now closed, I believe). Fly half-way round the world just to eat Mexican food! That, plus lots of good Indian food. Then again, I really enjoyed Pizza Hut in Paris! It's tough getting accustomed to local food tastes. Don't think I could ever become a British citizen, though. I don't smoke and warm beer makes me gag! Friendliest people I've ever dealt with, though. Was there a few years ago over newyears, and was getting some freezing rain in London. When they heard my American accent, many were appologizing for the weather! As if they could stop it! I explained it was 30 degrees colder at home with 4 feet of snow on the ground....
                                the JoKeR

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