Sims 2 *lots of pics*

[Mango]

So I've been messing around with Sims 2 and I figured, how hard could it be. I decided to make myself a beautiful wife and see how it goes.

Here we are:



our nice little house


So we strike up a lil conversation to get to know eachother



dosent take long before my guy has heard enough of the lip though

[Mango]

not even 5 minutes go buy before there is a congregation outside of our house and we are greeted


after the party has ended I go out to the kitchen for a snack. Unfortunatly, it did not end well. My poor wife is fast asleep.


When you didn't buy a phone, and did not install any smoke alarms, this can be a big problem.


My guy takes matters into his own hands.

[Mango]

All the comotion finally woke up the wife, she rolls out of bed.


Unfortunatly, instead of helping she makes matters worse by managing to light herself on fire.


Even though I told him to put her out, my guy seems to think saving the fridge is more important.


While attempting to maneuver into a better fire fighting position, my guy manages to set himself on fire.

[Mango]

Many minutes were spent in agonizing pain, the wife finally succumbs to the heat and dies in a fire. Both of them ignored my repeated clicks to "extinguish" eachother. Death makes a visit.


The fire is finally put out but not after my guy has pissed his pants and passes out in a puddle.


Instead of listening to my repeated mouse clicks to "go to bed" he would rather sit on the floor and wail about his lost posessions.


Finally he passes out on the kitchen floor, mood bar is completely red.

[Mango]

He wakes up when the sun hits his face but before he can do anything, he just gives up.


Death arrives for me


I thought death was leaving out the front door after taking me.....


Instead he just needed to use the bathroom...

[ubooze]

As much as I hate every other poitnless thread you have started, you are my god for today for posting THAT. All hail Mango, Long live Mango.

[JimmyBeam]

HAHAHA!!!! good one

[danheneise]

man i gotta get the game. I used to be addicted to the sims and have the expansion packs hot date and vacation. I just want something new from the game and i think this might be it with the new aging system, graphics system and everything else added into the sims 2

[PissedGodzilla]

Death took a big dookie in you toilet after he took you... AWSOME!!!!!!!!

i bet he didn't even flush....

[Kevmaster]

thats REALLY f-in funny...


im totally amused

[1stdeadeye]

Brings new meaning to your die in a fire gif.

So you didn't even get any? With a hot wife, why twin beds?

[FutureMagOwner]

well at first they dont want to sleep together (go figure) and plus 2 ghetto single beds are cheaper (atleast in the original sims)

[lord1234]

thanks for making me laugh at 9am!

[dwab3000]

thar made me laugh so hard bacon chips came out of my nose

[Mango]

With a hot wife, why twin beds?

Well technically in the game we were not married yet, so they refuse to sleep in the same bed until "Romance" is high enough. Believe me I tried. Sometimes the guy will get in bed and she'll sleep on the floor or vice/versa.